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You’re in charge of assigning every child on Earth the monster under their bed. One child in particular has caused every monster assigned to him/her to quit. You decide to assign yourself.

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A month ago, when 49 people were slaughtered in a gay club, we were told the blame lay at our feet, because if only everyone were allowed to carry a gun, we’d be safe.

Today, after a black man was held down, shot at close range and murdered, and we’re told he would have been safe if only he hadn’t been armed.

Which is it?

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my mind says college but my heart says isolated sheep herder in Iceland

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Didn’t expect that.

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Guys don't like that much makeup.

then I suggest they just stick to a lightweight bb cream and mascara

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I want to frame this tweet

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R.I.P Christina Grimmie. We will miss you. •6/11/2016•

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beautiful animals here

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yesterday at target the cashier said ‘your receipt is in the bag’ and i responded with ‘you too’ so i’ve been dealing with that for the past 18 hours but i’m slowly coming to terms with it which is cool

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me: *mocks parents for not understanding technology*

me: *has to google how to cook an egg*

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