Jetty goodness at sunrise | benmuldersunsets
Location: Wellington Point, Queensland, Australia
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Imagine being named theodore. so stinky your parents literally called you "the odor" LMAO
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- I'm gonna go upstairs and take a shower, okay, and when I get back down here, you won't be here, so, um, goodbye...um...
- Derek.
- Derek. Right. Meredith.
Grey's Anatomy, season 1 episode 1.
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a dude came into the library stoned out of his mind and was like, “do I need a library card to look at books?” And I said, “to take books home, yes. To look at them, no” and he looked so relieved. bro was staring at a fish encyclopedia for like an hour and then just left.
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