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The “oh I could definitely write this fanfic in under 5000 words and it really wouldn’t take me that long” voice in your head is actually the devil speaking
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daydreaming about writing: 🥰😍🥹❤️😊🌺✨😘
the act of actually writing: 😭😰😵‍💫😭😰😭☹️😖
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When I read a fanfic I like, the author becomes a mini celebrity to me. So when an author with a work I like kudos’ or comments on my own fanfic I just-
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Wait, we need to do that more than once prt game?
boys have we considered
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Hockey asks 3, 5, 12 😊
3. Favorite rivalry:
I feel like we don’t have the same types of long-standing rivalries that we’ve had in the past. Maybe that’s due to division realignments, etc. I do love the Penguins/Flyers rivalries because it brings out peak levels of Petty, Bitch Ass Sidney Crosby. Nothing brings me more hockey joy than petty Crosby. 
I do feel like we have some good potential rivalry with the Kraken and Stars/Calgary/Vegas/Avs. Krakenlbr probably has a list created already.
5. First NHL game:
April 29, 1997- Game Seven- Edmonton versus Stars. My dad got me a single ticket to the game. The vibe was electric and I cried when they lost in OT. 
12: Best hockey memory:
Stars winning cup in 1999
Stars going to cup finals in 2000
Kraken beating Stars in Seattle and Big Rig getting Davy Jones Hat
Kraken beating the Avs in game 7 to advance
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Hockey Questions
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I love this duo, I love our defensemen, I love this team
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Shout-out to my hockey mutuals who will post a picture of the most fuck-ugly man you've ever seen in your life with the caption "babygirl".
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Cellythefloshie's Birthday Bingo Celebration 2024
It's that time of year again!
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My birthday is in September, so we will have the "deadline" set to September 2nd 2024.
I will reblog any fics on @cellysbookshelf and will be following the tag #cellysbingo2024 but please be sure to tag me at @cellythefloshie to assure I don't miss it!
5 in a row = bingo!
at the start of the fic please include the 5 tropes you have chosen
There is no word count or expected format. You can write it as a fic, or in my imagine/blurb format (example), I will be happy with either.
I do not have a preference for reader insert or Original Character content.
Will only read player x reader or player x original character stories. I am not interested in player x player content.
Please do not write about players drafted after the 2018 draft. I will not read them.
If you have a player you are unsure about, feel free to message me and ask about them!
Smut is welcome but not expected. Please tag all 18+ content accordingly.
If writing smut please avoid themes of BDSM, degradation (mild is okay), non-con (dubcon is okay) and anal sex. I thought this list would be longer, but I can't think of anything else.
RE: FREE SPACE - pick any trope on the board that is not in line with the row you are after.
RE: INSPIRED BY - this can be anything inspired by a song, album, tv show, etc. Example: Inspired by a Taylor Swift Song. Inspired by this Grey's Anatomy Episode. Get creative!
RE: TABOO - includes and isn't limited to infidelity, stepcest, sex work etc. Please specify the taboo element in your fic if you choose this space.
Now, if I have tagged you I do not expect you to write anything. But if you could please give this a reblog it would be greatly appreciated - and thank you for making hockey rpf such a wonderful community to be a part of! @hockeyboysimagines , @hagelpoint-3821 , @hischierdevils , @stlbluesbrat21 , @starshine-hockey-girl , @claireelle18 , @senditcolton , @mp0625 , @laurenairay , @swissboyhisch , @comphy-and-cozy
I welcome stories from any and all in celebration of my birthday!
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Reblogging for daytime crew
Change of Plan - Never Ever Have I - 2024 Post Season Blurb
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Just a blurb to ease the pain of the Pens not making the playoffs.
On Exit Interview day, Sidney and Evie find that sometimes plans change.
Warning- contains spoilers of Sidney and Evie's 2024 life; Sidney and Evie smut- semi-public sex, talks of breeding
The chapter that started it all-
Thursday - April 18th - Crosby house - Sewickley, PA 
Sidney laid on his belly in the living room and meticulously stacked blocks in a tower while his daughter watched. When he placed the last block on the top of the tower, he would grin and say, “Cat-Cat, do you like my tower? Isn’t it so tall?” 
She would clap her hand and nod her head, “Tall Daddy…. Tall”. Then she would proceed to knock the tower down much to Sidney’s feigned shock and sadness. Sidney would put his head down and pretend to cry while looking sideways at the brunette beauty who was the perfect combination of her parents. “Daddy build,” his daughter would instruct, “Daddy build.” 
He would grin at her before sighing dramatically, “Okay, but don’t knock it down again.” She would smile and clap as he rebuilt the tower. They were currently in round twelve of the game when the front door opened. Trina and Troy stepped into the house and Catherine abandoned Sidney in his place. She waddled over to her grandmother and held up her arms. Trina scooped her up and swung her around. 
Sidney stood up and looked at his parents in confusion. “I wasn’t expecting you two this morning,” he smiled. 
Trina began to speak before Evie cut her off.. “Beso, I asked them to come over to stay with Catherine,” she explained as she descended the stairs. Sidney turned to her with a look of confusion. Evie stopped at the bottom of the stairs, hugged her in-laws, and kissed Catherine on the cheek. “I have some errands to run before the party tomorrow night,” she said as she turned to Sidney, “I thought I would drop you off for your exit stuff and then pick you up afterwards so we could have some lunch together.” The Crosbys were hosting a combination party that night. They were celebrating the end of the season, and Jeff Carter’s just announced retirement. 
Sidney processed the information quickly. While he couldn’t produce a logical objection to her plan, something seemed amiss. Evie was far too dressed up for simple errands. For errands, she defaulted to yoga pants. Instead she wore a short red dress which she paired with sparkly flats. However, he dismissed the thought and they proceeded to get ready to leave. 
THREE HOURS LATER- UPMC Lemieux Sports Complex
“Geno!” Evie yelled at the tall Russian. 
He turned to her with a smile. “Evie- you sight for hurt eyes.”
“Sore eyes - sight for sore eyes,” Evie corrected. 
Geno rolled his eyes. Evie was the only person who had enough audacity to correct his English. He pretended to be annoyed but he appreciated her concern. “Sore eyes,” he repeated, “Nice to see my friend. It has been too long.”
“It was last week,” she laughed as she hugged him. “How is our boy?” she asked quietly. They shared a look. They both knew the results of the season had the capability to bring out the worst in Sidney.
“He’s good,” Geno spoke, the relief evident in his voice. “He's in the locker room,” he said as he kissed the top of her head. “Nikita is waiting for me. I will see you tomorrow night. He can't wait to see his Evie,” Geno joked as he walked away from her.
“Give him hugs from me!” She called to him before she turned to walk to the locker room.
Sidney sat alone at his locker. His personal effects were packed neatly in his duffle bag along with the additional bag of swag that that equipment team put together for Catherine. The Penguins staff had left the room to allow him time to gather his thoughts. “So another year of missing the playoffs,” he thought to himself. The thought ruminated in his brain as he tried to summon any sort of emotion. In the past, he would have imagined that there would be feelings of disappointment, even anger, but today he felt nothing.”Well, that’s not true,” he corrected himself. He felt a sort of resigned acceptance of the season's outcome. The acceptance was married with a feeling of anticipation and dare he say-happiness? 
He looked forward to spending the next few months with Catherine and Evie. His daughter was such a happy toddler and spending time with her filled him with a peace that he didn’t quite understand. His thoughts turned to Evie who also brought him peace. She also lit a fire in his soul and he looked forward to relishing every minute he could. He needed to reconnect with her in a way that was simply impossible to do during the season. 
He was so lost in thought that he barely heard Evie’s knock on the door. “Beso?” she said as she poked her head into the locker room, “Is there anyone else in here? I don’t want to intrude.” He shook his head no and she walked in gracefully. She looked around the room then turned to him with a smile on her face. 
“You look happy, Mon Etoile,” he remarked, “How did you errands go?” 
“Mission accomplished,” she said as she walked towards him, “Everything is set for tomorrow. Deliveries begin at 4 pm.” He nodded in understanding. Then he smiled and held out his hand to her, a silent invitation. She sat down next to him and rested her head on his shoulder. “You know Beso,” she drawled, “I don’t know how you do it.”
“Do what?” he asked. 
“Come into this room and not remember that night almost six years ago,” she laughed, “How do you not picture me bent over this bench when you come to work every day?”
“Ohhh,” he responded as he deftly wrapped his arm around her and lifted her onto his lap, “I do remember it. I remember it every day.” His voice trailed off and he blinked his eyes that suddenly filled with tears. 
“On a good day, it is a reminder of how much life can change with a single decision,” he spoke softly. “On a bad day, it is a reminder that I have someone waiting for me at home who loves me unconditionally. That all of this…..” He waved his hand around and continued, “All of this is nothing compared to the life that we made together.” He put his hand on her cheek, “So yes, I think about it every time I enter this room- even after all this time.”
 “You do know how to woo a lady,” she leaned forward and kissed him gently, “Speaking of wooing, come with me, Beso.” She hopped up and held out her hand. He looked at her hand and then her face before grabbing onto it.
“Evie, where are we going? Should I be scared?” he joked as they exited the locker room and walked along the hall toward the rink. Sidney noticed that the hall was suspiciously empty. Evie led them to the bench. On the bench, there were two plastic bottles - one yellow and one black with Penguins logos on each.
“Evie…..” he groaned, ”What are we doing?” The lights to the rink were off. Only light from the hallway illuminated the bench. 
“Take a seat in your office, Mr. Crosby,” she directed him to sit. 
“Technically this isn't my actual official since it's the practice rink,” he corrected her.
“Take a seat, Beso,” she repeated. Once he was on the bench, she handed him the black bottle while taking the yellow one in her hand. Then she hiked her dress slightly and straddled his body, wrapping her legs behind his back. Then she smiled brightly at him as his eyes adjusted to the low light. “Beso, I am challenging you, “ she started to speak before he interjected.
“To what?” He moaned as lifted his hips to press into her. 
“Wait, wait, wait…” She shook her head, “I have a whole plan.” His hands went under her skirt and grabbed her bare ass, pulling her into his crotch. “Beso, seriously - I have a plan,” she moaned as he grinned into her. 
“Well, now I have a plan,” he kissed her neck. “Did you arrange privacy, Mon Etoile? Was that part of your plan?” The friction between their bodies filled her with pleasure that it was difficult to think. 
“Yes,” she moaned, “The rink is ours.”
“Good,” he pushed her off his lap, spun her around and lifted her skirt in one smooth motion. “Oh no panties, Mon Etoile? Such a naughty woman, but i am changing the plan. Want to know the new plan, Evie?”
“I am pretty sure I can figure it out,“ she teased before she swatted his hand away. However she made no other movement. Instead she leaned forward and placed her elbows on the bench railing.
“Evie,” he groaned as he stood and unbuttoned his pants, “You will like my plan. I promise. Want to hear it?” He leaned over her back and pressed his erection against her slick folds. She nodded yes, afraid she might not be able to control the volume of her moans.
He slid into her effortlessly. “My new plan is to put another baby into you,” he moaned as his cock was enveloped into her warmth. Evie smiled. This was her favorite of Sidney’s kinks. He got so turned on imagining impregnating her like he was a prized stallion in need to continue his bloodline. He pulled her up to kiss her neck before he reached around to use his fingers to enhance her pleasure. “We have all summer, Evie,” he whispered into her ear, “All summer for me to fill you every morning and night with my seed. You’ll be pregnant by the time the season starts.” 
“Do it, Beso,” she moaned, “Fill me up right now.”
“Yes, I'm going to put a boy in you,” he hissed as his thrusting sped up, “My son.” The idea of his second child being conceived in an ice rink fueled his passion. It wasn’t long before they both collapsed from their mutual orgasms. He had a momentary panic when he noticed the drips slowly going down her thighs. His eyes darted around the bench as he pulled up his pants.
Evie shook her head, adjusted her dress then pulled a small hand towel from her purse. Sidney smiled, “Oh so you planned on me making a mess out of you today.” He took the towel from her hand, bent down and gently cleaned her thighs. He followed with kisses as he guided her back to the bench.
Evie leaned her head back and moaned softly, “Something like that. I knew that it was a distinctly possibility, which is why they shut down the rink for us,” she teased as she pulled out panties from here , “Knowing our past, it seemed like a safe bet.”
“What was your plan?” he as scooped her and placed her on his lap. He nodded his head toward the black and yellow bottles. “We're those involved” he asked with a twinkle in his eyes.
“Yes, before you so rudely interrupted me, I was going to challenge you to a game of “Never Ever Have I - married edition,” she joked.
“We can still play,” he kissed her cheek, “I just got caught up in the moment.” His hand instinctively went to her stomach. “Maybe the ice will bring us luck,” he grinned, “Just like with Catherine.”
“Not so sure about that, Beso,” she grinned.
“You don't think it worked? Why?”  he did some mental math, “Shouldn't you be ovulating now?” Evie opened her mouth to speak but nothing came out. “What? Am I wrong?”
“I should be surprised that you know when I ovulate, but I am not, “ she softly kissed his lips. “But to answer your question, no- I am not ovulating,” she sighed, “Definitely not. All that work was unproductive.”
“You don’t think we conceived just now?” He whispered. It started a joke- a way to engage in their favorite kinks but the idea took root in his mind. The more he thought about it, the stronger the desire became. “You don't think we conceived or you are not ready for another child?” he asked.
“No, Beso- I don't think we just conceived a baby,” she kissed his nose, “and I hope to God that we are ready.” His eyes searched her face in question. She sighed and reached for her purse. “Close your eyes,” she ordered. His face scrunched up as she put her hands behind her back. 
“I am sorry to disappoint you, Beso, but you didn't put a baby inside of me today,” she said with a soft smile. His face dropped and her hand went to his cheek. “See, you can't put a baby inside of me,” she kissed him gently, “because there is already one there.”
Confusion spread across this face. “What do you mean there is a baby inside you?” he asked in a small voice.
“I mean that I am pregnant,” she grinned, “Surprise!”
She watched as the realization sunk into his brain. “I can't put a baby into you because there is already a baby inside of you. There is a baby inside of you,” he spoke to himself. “There is a baby inside of you, which means you’re pregnant, which means that you are going to have a baby,” he uttered. Suddenly all of the dots connected and exclaimed,”WE ARE HAVING ANOTHER BABY!!! A BABY!!! EVIE….EVIE….A BABY!!!”
“Are you sure?” he asked. She pulled the sonogram picture from behind her back and handed it to him. He studied it silently. Evie wiped his tears. A million questions flooded his brain. He opened his mouth, and they flew out. She patiently listened.
“I took a test on last week when you were on the road. The OB confirmed it today, “ she explained, “He is due the second week of December.”
“He?” he grinned, “You think the baby is a boy, or do you know yet?”
“Too soon to tell,” she answered, “but this one feels different than Catherine. Maybe it's because we weren't planning on it. Are you sure you're happy? I know you like things planned, and having a baby during the season isn't ideal…..”
“Evie,” he pulled her into a hug and squeezed her tight. “You taught me that the best things are unplanned. You are the best thing to ever happen to me, and you were a complete surprise. I wasn't looking for you, but one game of Never Ever Have I later, here we are.”
He glanced at the bottles, “Sorry for ruining your plans, Evie.”
“It's okay,” she laughed, “it worked out.”
“Wait,” he announced, “I have one.”
“One what?” she asked.
“One Never Ever Have I,” he answered as he hand instinctively went to her belly.
“What is it?” she placed her hand on top of his.
“Never Ever Have I been so happy,” he beamed.
Evie reached for bottles of water and took a drink, “Me too, Beso, me too.”
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people trying to dissect Taylor's entire love life and apply the lyrics to her real life, meanwhile I'm over here figuring out the perfect way to project all the songs onto my blorbos and fictional ships
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if you’re offline or away and i message you something (like a link to a meme or a picture or w/e) honestly just assume that i’m just leaving it there for when you get back and not expecting you to answer straight away. i don’t need you to respond with “hey, sorry, i wasn’t at the computer!” or anything. i was leaving u a gift for later.
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his eyes are so intense. his attitude is so awkward. I want to kiss him.
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nothing thrills me like the stanley cup playoffs. seven games of big men growing to hate each other more and more every day? and then when it's done, the winners do it all again with a new batch of men? it's like love island but for hate. hate island. what could be better than this
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i am SO CLOSE to finishing my hand-knit dallas stars sweater and i WILL finish it before game 1 of playoffs starts (please wish me luck)
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Its mind boggling how the derangers and press will lie so smoothly. There's derangers distorted view of things:
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Then there's reality: Meghan positioned the woman on the other side so the woman could be in the center of the photo, as the woman in question is the CEO. This lady is also in the middle right where the trophy is. If the lady stood next to Harry, Meghan would've been in the center with the trophy which would have spiralled the derangers further into a fit. Meghan was actually quite smart for this.
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Also the derangers lying that Harry couldn't pose with this lady has me cackling.
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They're also whining about how Meghan had the audacity to be on stage with Harry too
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But Kate, the woman in this derangers profile pick has also stood on stage with her husband but I'm sure she never took issue with it then. The hypocrisy is blatant.
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Lastly the priorities of these so called Wales fans is slanted. They could care less about their cancerous convalescent princess, they're eagle eyes are to enthralled with Meghan. They could dedicate they're time to rally support for Kate or bring awaress to cancer. But no, focusing on what "irrelevant, loser, grifter" Meghan is doing 1000s of miles away is more important to them. Isn't that interesting?
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