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Marvel Cinematic Universe cast members according to Urban Dictionary

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Thanks American Girl!

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It's a little weird that I've been away from Tumblr for a while, and suddenly I have a lot of porn blogs following me 😨😓😭😨😓😭😨😓😭 naked people everywhere!! At least I'm over 18, but come on man, is that really necessary?

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If, according to Kanye West, one good girl is worth a thousand bitches, and if, according to Lil Wayne, bitches come a dime a dozen, it means that one good girl is worth $8.33 USD (2015).

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Queen Hatshepsut of Ancient Egypt. She has a lovely smile for someone who’s been dead for thousands of years.

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when you’re on ur computer and someone’s standing behind u

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You can’t sir with us.

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Hobbit and fairy house desk lamps by MyFairyTaleHouse on Etsy

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Today I met a woman, whose age she did not mention because she is a lady, was buying a lot of Star Wars merch because we had it on sale. And she was telling me that she couldn’t wait to see the new one and how she was going to stay up and see the midnight release and take pictures of people in costumes. She was so excited, and then she leans in close:

“You know, all these young men at these conventions- they see me and they ask me trivia about this that and the other thing and I tell them- ‘Son, I went to see the first one in 1977 before you were even a twinkle in your daddy’s eye.’ If I don’t know the answer, its because I damn forgot.”

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So I haven't been on in a while, and this little tyke is the reason! Lily Anna, born 11/30. 9lbs 2oz, 20 1/2 inches of adorable.

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In Germany we don’t say “I don’t care” we say “Das ist mir Wurst” which roughly translates as “This is sausage to me” I think that’s beautiful.

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sometimes I wonder why I worry about other people.