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Glasses™

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Y'all ever think about the way video game bosses are designed to lose? How the bombastic soundtracks, the impressive displays of villainy, the teeth-rattling power of their attacks, are at once engineered not just to sell you on how unfathomably strong and vile they are, but also to make the player's inevitable victory all the sweeter?

Viewed this way, a boss battle is more like a choreographed dance - they call, you respond and counter-call. The trick is to learn the steps - once you know where to move, when to strike, when to defend and how to best allocate your resources, victory is not just achievable but actually almost impossible to avoid. You cannot help but recite the winning plays, over and again, because that is what the dance demands of you both - and is there not a savage sort of beauty in such a thing?

Is it any wonder then that we look back on these bosses so fondly, almost as if they were old friends? We danced together once, and oh what fun we had while doing it!

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hey. this is your sign to remember that it is okay to incorporate your special interest into your worship and offerings. the gods love you as you are. offering to the gods the thing running through your mind, your very veins, at all times, is an admirable show of your devotion.

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new favorite picture of him

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boykissers!!!

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matching her fuckass dilf now

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somebody pls let him rest

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Ender Dragondeeznuts

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scrolling twitter with the intention of making Rumplestiltskin memes

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Warning ,,,suggestive. Like reeally suggestive

Frostbug but inappropriate work behavior srry u can’t tell me that these two are not horndogs especially Loki💔

❄️🐛

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i keep seeing tiktoks about it and my pet peeve is people who dont know what “therapy speak” even means

like its not someone saying “oh i feel neglected” or that they feel bad/sad/whatever. its also not someone saying theyre being treated bad or using terms they were taught to help articulate how they feel

its things like “my mom asked me to do the dishes she’s literally gaslighting me” or “he said he loves me hes lovebombing me!!!!”

terms like gaslighting, lovebombing, manipulation, trauma bonding, inner child etc are misused so much and its such a problem

you arent being manipulated just because someone shows emotions, you arent traumatized because you had to order your own food at a restaurant, your inner child isnt being healed by senseless spending on material things

its just frustrating and people need to think more on the words they use instead of just using words you have no clue the actual meaning of

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havent even finished you s5 because i really dont want it to be over and also i know its gonna be bad

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No. I have to leave. I have to get away from here.

CRIMSON PEAK (2015) dir. Guillermo del Toro

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first you're like "the doctor is autistic" and then you're like "weeellllll they are an alien so that could explain their behavior" and then you see how the other time lords act and you loop back to "the doctor is autistic"

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I'm going to eat him whole. Like ice cream.

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you season 5 is driving me crazy oh my godddddd

first HENRY !!! MY BOY HENRY im sobbing

second. joe gets called an otter (aka in between bear and twink) which is so funny to me but i love it

third. henry. the way he talks to henry the way he reads to him and calls him bub and is so sweet and understanding it makes me so sad

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Fake plastic love :[