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The Normal Album by Will Wood is Transgender and Cupioromantic!

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Taking my prescribed vitamin supplements means I’m entitled to suspiciously whispering “Supplemental” to myself.

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I know we all love the idea of a magnus archives/malevolent crossover bc jon & arthur are prime sopping wet cat pathetic baby girl murder men, but have we considered a magnus PROTOCOL/malevolent crossover? imagine john horrifiedly describing mr. bonzo or needles to arthur. imagine alice dunking on arthur so bad that she and john become besties. lena would try to hire arthur & john on as externals so fucking hard

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on this day, 6 yrs ago, bruno mars was surprised to see pete wentz

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Gotta love Jon putting himself in situations the others warned him about and then panicking about it like he didn't willingly do it to himself

Elias: No more adventures down there

Jon: Ok.

one statement later, Jon: Where the fuck am I I'm scarwd n hyperventilatjb

Basira: Don't touch the coffin.

Jon: Sure.

episodes later, Jon: I I CNAT BRWtEATH

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more fun with color palettes

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the french beatles

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[PLEASURED EXHALATION] freak.

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archivist

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never drew him in the hat so here we go

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[ insert smthn about Martin trying to memorize Jon's hands in case their time together is limited ]

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everybody (except maybe celia) at the oiar wishes they worked somewhere else, but colin is the only one who wishes he had an actual normal job. alice probably wishes she got paid to post good. gwen wishes she was in the mafia or smth. lena wishes she worked for the scp foundation. sam wins "most insane dream job" for wishing he worked at the magnus institute

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basically what happened

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Pause for Laughter 🕷️

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what i think oiar employees listen to at work:

alice - welcome to nightvale

sam - white noise or r&b playlists

gwen - malevolent

colin - death metal

lena - the scp foundation database

celia - the magnus archives

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kayaking king

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Flowey: NOOOO! STOP! YOURE SUPPOSED TO OBEY ME

The six human Testosterone bottles: