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born to prance in the glade forced to guard the royal capital

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Dont die because once you do uoure under my command lol

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No i didn't "forget to pack a toothbrush and a phone charger" its called on site procurement. Solid snake does it too

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yeah joe mama is fun and all, but have y’all ever heard about a henway?

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im only a level three imagination haver sorry i wouldnt get it

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"i cant watch shows about fantasy kingdoms without thinking about how they should be abolishing the monarchy" that my friend sounds like a skill issue

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fake ass idgafer. I saw you gazing off into the distance like you were looking at something far away, something no one else could see but you

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this frame from the fallout tv show is so funny i nearly puked watching it

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Obsessed with going "No... i shan't say..." when it's very clear what I shan't say

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jack of no trades. master of fuck all

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if house was a drag queen his name could be ms.diagnosis

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did you know that the well-known factoid that male anglerfishes degenerate after attachment until they’re basically just a pair of testes is false? i knew of course that they don’t just become “growths” on the female because I’ve handled dozens of attached pairs and every male I’ve ever seen has been very much obviously a whole and complete second fish, but I sort of assumed there was internal degeneration, perhaps muscle atrophy, etc. i can’t believe no one ever corrected me on this but this just doesn’t happen. in obligatorily parasitic species, the male actually continues to grow and increases considerably in size after he attaches to the female, because the two of them can only reach sexual maturity together. me, an octavia butler fan: is this the height of romance??

what is true is that attached males do have hugely enlarged testes proportionate to the rest of their bodies & organs, and that they receive all nutrition from the female’s bloodstream so their stomachs are always empty, though their own gills seem to still be functional, as are their fins and muscles—you can even induce movement and swimming motions on recently dead attached males. I can only assume that at some point someone said that basically the only biological function a male anglerfish needs to perform is sperm production and this got taken out of context and luridly exaggerated over time. he’s not just a pair of testicles! he’s her forever partner! one flesh one end!

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do you ever have something happen to you and just know that it would've had an absolutely devastating impact on your capacity to endure if you'd been in an even 5% worse psychological state

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bella was lucky she didn’t have a cell phone of any kind because you know ya boi edward would be blowing up that phone 24-7 going “saw a snail today…. effervescent” or some shit equivalent

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christlike martrydom of the wienermobile