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"Masterful gambit incoming" I say before falling face first into mud
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Every night past 11PM I transform into a stranger, arguably more pathetic version of myself
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top 3 places to bleed out:
1. the snow
2. your lover/best friend/homoerotic comrade’s arms
3. bathroom floor
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Imagine getting raptured and going to heaven and once you get there you kept going up. Where do you think you'd go. Is there a bigger heaven
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i love when you just click the share link on a picture on your phone and you get a bunch of batshit insane options. yeah let me email this selfie to the periodontist office. let me send this to my boss on teams. perfect suggestions.
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one of me and my brothers favourite bits to do is pretend we're cavemen seeing modern things for the first time. like an airplane passes overhead and i go 'caveman' and we both point and stare at it pass with gazes of abject horror and disbelief like we're about to experience the rapture and have seen the closest thing to god we ever will
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REDHALLS!!!!!!
It's out now! Enjoy!! You can nab it here:
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PROCEDURE: BLOOD TEST
RESULTS: FAILURE
REASON: PATIENT HAS NO BLOOD
ADDITIONAL NOTES: ????
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