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SEND MY MUSE ONE OF THE FOLLOWING! (EASTER VERSION)

"So, the Easter bunny isn’t real?"

"I ate too much chocolate."

"You ate all of my chocolate?!"

"Uhh, my hayfever is acting up again."

"I’ve never been on an egg hunt before!"

"Look, look! I decorated the basket, isn’t it cute?!"

"Did you get enough hot crossed buns?"

"Of course I know how to make a carrot cake, who do you think I am?"

"I want you on your best behaviour around the rest of the family!"

"Please don’t embarrass me."

"I am not dressing up as a rabbit."

"Why on earth are you dressed as a chick?"

"Am I allowed back in the kitchen yet?"

"Ahh- the weather is finally picking up again!"

"April showers are way too temperamental for my liking…"

"If we hide here for long enough, they won’t make us join the processions."

"Do you want to join the egg and spoon race?"

"I bet I can fit more eggs in my mouth than you!"

"I’m going to put some flowers at the cemetery… I don’t want you to come with me."

"Do you want to come with me and put some flowers at the cemetery?"

"You look so cute, all dressed up for Easter Sunday."

"Come here, let me fix your tie for you."

"I got you something."

"Don’t eat it all at once."

"I told you not to stuff your face before dinner."

"Can we get a pet rabbit?"

"Can we get a pet chicken?"

"I dropped the eggs! Careful where you step, I need to clean them up."

"Look, Easter-fied my nails. You like?"

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"Nah I'm good.  I said I wasn't scared of you, not that you wouldn't actually punch me if I deserved it."  He pointed out, chuckling.  "Really though if this is the new or real Cora, I like her." He said, placing a hand on her shoulder.

  " Would you like to test that theory? " She asked, half-heartedly. She didn’t really want to put in the effort to put up the facade again after already slipping up. She wasn’t always a hardass, just when she needed to keep herself safe. She’d decided Stiles was completely and utterly harmless at this point. 

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Stiles shrugged.  "I'm not scared of you." He said, smiling at her.  "You really think so?  Wow.  That's like the best compliment I think I've ever gotten, especially from you." He nudged her gently.  "You're not going soft on me are you Cora?" 

  " Yet,  being the key. " Cora raised her eyebrows, very haleistic, and settled beside him. She pulled her feet up under her. " You’d make a rather good Doctor too, you know. You’ve kind of got that sheer dumb luck, and you’re always figuring things out."

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What's a scenario you'd like to see me roleplay?

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Send me anons as my kid.

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Send in sexy pictures of your Muse to my submit box, and see how my muse reacts..

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[text] Are you lost?

[text] NO! That was a typo

[text] Did you buy it?

[text] I think I’m a mermaid

[text] I know it’s 3am, but come over and cook for me. 

[text] Too lazy to booty call, so have this text instead

[text] Need to bury a body, it’s urgent.

[text] Are you sure there’s no monsters?

[text] It was an accident.

[text] lol fuk da police

[text] send me a picture and i’ll be home quicker ;)

[text] DO NOT READ THE LAST MESSAGE IT WASN’T MEANT FOR YOU

[text] Well maybe I broke my tongue!

[text] Please tell me you’re free today! I’ve got some big news today.

[text] Got a spare ticket, do you want to come?

[text] Do you have a spare mankini I can borrow?

[text] Is fancy dress allowed at the wedding?

[text] I was using my old baby blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants

[text] We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead… I just rolled off and tapped out. 

[text] Like alphabetically, I’d say a t?

[text] I’m sorry if throwing up in the back of your dad’s car ruined our friendship :(

[text] there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night singing karaoke and drink out of juice cartons. don’t judge me.

[text] I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn’t need it today.

[text] Do you know where I am?

[text] My wedding is in 5 hours and I have no idea where I am. Help!

[text] We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would get a piggy back ride home. I’ve never been so broken.

[text] Is “head down ass up” an appropriate way to say good morning?

[text] That is definitely not healthy, in fact I’m not sure it’s legal to send that sort of picture?

[text] There isn’t enough cookie dough ice cream at home, so I’ll be heartbroken tomorrow instead.

[text] Not sure if I took a nap or went to another dimension

[text] ABORT MISSION! ABORT MISSION! HE IS A TRIPLET, WE DONT NEED TO FIGHT OVER HIM WE CAN HAVE AN ORGY INSTEAD

[text] No no don’t leave me, who’s going to walk me home

[text] She wheeled me home in a trolley and sad she loved me, I think I win.

[text] My dick just got serenaded.

[text] I ate the whole wheel of cheese. Help.

[text] I’ve been hiding under the bed for the past 20 minutes, and now they’re getting into it and it’s a little too late for me to jump out and surprise them. So expect a live sex updates

[text] The fridge is fully stocked. I’m either hallucinating or this is a miracle

[text] I need you to help me clean the house because I have visitors in less than an hour???

[text] Your brother is at the front door- WHAT DO I SAY?!

[text] It’s all fun and games till someone says you’re so pretty they could punch you and they, you know, punch you

[text] I’m in A&E but I don’t really know why

[text] Went to bed with a 10, just about woke up with a 2 and a half

[text] I think I’m officially a homewrecker because his wife just walked in screaming and he said it’s not what it looks like. I mean what else could it look like? I wasn’t trimming his hairs with my mouth?!

[text] My night ended with me crying in a gutter, I hate you.

[text] He’s decorated the toilet with his urine. I never want to see him ever again, tell him he has 2 minutes to get out of our house.

[text] Don’t talk to me! You tried to trade me for a glass of wine and a cigarette!

[text] I promise I’ll get everyone to jelly wrestle with us xox

[text] I am armed with a crown, a sash and a bouquet of flowers. Don’t test me.

[text] I think I got married last night?

[text] I think I got married on impulse last night… and after looking a second time, I don’t think i’ve made any mistakes.

[text] My mouth tastes like poor choices

[text] I didn’t let go of the mechanical bull, but they had to pull me off because… it was rough just the way I like it and I think that showed?

[text] If I say it was accidental you’ll just say I’m lying

[text] There is an alarming amount of glitter in my… everywhere

[text] You’re my hero

[text] You’re the worst thing to ever happen to me, thank you

[text] Have you ever had a good idea in your life?

[text] Are we going to end up in the hospital again?

[text] It’s not a good night if I don’t end up crying into your mother’s lap.

[text] Mark my words, your dad will be my sugar daddy, he’ll marry me and you’ll have to call me momma bear and I will interrupt your sex life with condoms and condiments.

[text] I’m may be allergic to nuts, but not his.

[text] She high fived me out of pity

[text] You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask

[text] You just walked in, rated their performance, dragged in three other people to clap for them, then walked back out.

[text] You kept calling me baby Jesus and trying to see what wise men had to say about my hair…

[text] I am a responsible adult. I tied up my hair before I puked

[text] I am a responsible adult, I brought home a lost kitten and let it shit in your room

[text] I accidentally talked myself into a threesome, when did I become so smooth?

[text] It may or may not have been your sister…

[text] It may or may not have been your brother…

[text] If you’re not coming over with food, don’t come over at all

[text] Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My co-worker is talking to me about her birds having sex again…

[text] IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS

[text] Buy me a helicopter, I will give you the last slice of pizza. pls. this is important. okay maybe the crust?

[text] Let’s never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.

[text] I tried to put lipstick on my eyeballs, help.

[text] I told her my cum counts as protein shake and she sent a text to my gran saying I ate her cat.

[text] If you don’t fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we’re alone in your room, I’m returning you to the boyfriend store

[text] I accidentally sexted your mum, I’m sorry xox

[text] There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro

[text] I feel like you’re pretending I didn’t bail you out of jail last night for trying to staple a cushion to the top of their car so you had a “comfy place to sit”

[text] You climbed the fence and then started crying because you were scared of hamsters, I really don’t know what you took, but you need a babysitter.

[text]  I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a “let’s fuck” way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of “let me wash your hair” way.

SUPER TEXT LIST! (Texts From Last Night Inspired)

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au; Muse A is born into a family of wealth and status, where social climbers will do anything to get to the top. Their family is well known, and everyone wants in. In order to find a real friend, not just one who is in it for the money, they go out under a fake name. When out one day, they meet Muse B, who is just a regular citizen. Things click between the two, and Muse A finds his/herself in their alternate reality more and more, and feelings start to emerge for Muse B. But, Muse A knows this can’t continue much longer before he/she has to tell Muse B who he/she really is and the world he/she comes from.

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Plot # 9: Between the Sheets

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I really want an AU where Scott and Stiles are best friends like normal, but they’re celebrities and they either have to kiss each other for a movie or pretend to date each other for some reason.  Regardless, they soon realize that they actually have real feelings for one another.

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"I thought you might agree."

“If you touch my ass one more time I will cut your balls off in your sleep, okay?”

"Wow ok fine.  I get it, hands to myself." 

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"Yes well right now I'm much more interested in your lips." 

“If you touch my ass one more time I will cut your balls off in your sleep, okay?”

"Wow ok fine.  I get it, hands to myself." 

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"You make it sound like I have a problem.  I don't think I touch your ass that much." 

“If you touch my ass one more time I will cut your balls off in your sleep, okay?”

"Wow ok fine.  I get it, hands to myself." 

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"Great.  So why can't I touch your ass in public?" 

“If you touch my ass one more time I will cut your balls off in your sleep, okay?”

"Wow ok fine.  I get it, hands to myself." 

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Sentence Meme sentences

"Are you crazy?”

"Are you even listening to me?"

"Are you even listening to yourself?"

"Are you sure they won’t find out?”

"Are you sure this is legal?”

"Are you sure you know what you’re doing?”

"Are you threatening me?"

"Be mine."

"Do I know you?"

"Do you love me?"

"Do you remember this?"

"Do you trust me?"

"Don’t go."

"Don’t let me die"

"Don’t look at me like that."

"Don’t make me beg.”

"Don’t you dare come near me!"

"Don’t you dare."

"Explain yourself."

"For you, I would _____"

"Give it back."

"Give me another chance."

"Have you ever even done this before?"

"How drunk are you right now?"

"I already regret this."

"I am not wearing that.”

"I can’t believe you missed that."

"I can’t do this anymore."

"I can’t even look at you."

"I could kill you!"

"I dare you." or "I dare you to _____."

"I didn’t do it.""

"I didn’t know you could do that."

"I don’t want to look at you right now.”

"I guess this is goodbye.”

"I hate you."

"I have to go."

"I just want to cuddle."

"I know your secret.”

"I love you, but I really wish I didn’t.”

"I love you."

"I miss you so very much."

"I missed you."

"I need a drink."

"I need a hug."

"I never really loved you."

"I owe you."

"I think I broke it."

"I think I’m falling in love with you. "

"I think I’m forgetting something."

"I think it’s broken.”

"I trust you."

"I want to be yours."

"I want to try this thing I read in a book.”

"I want you. Naked. In my bed. Now."

"I’ll be there in five minutes.”

”This is really inappropriate.”

"I’m all for spicing thing’s up, but isn’t this a bit much?”

"I’m bad for you.”

"I’m dying."

"I’m going to be sick."

"I’m not speaking to you anymore."

"I’m pregnant and it’s yours."

"I’ve never heard that one before."

"If you stay quiet, no one will know.”

"Is that my shirt?"

"It was me"

"It’s so beautiful.”

"It’s time to choose.”

"Just five more minutes."

"Just go."

"Just leave me alone."

"Just let me die."

"Just relax."

"Just what did we do last night?"

"Kiss me you idiot."

"Kiss me."

"Make me."

"Marry me?"

"My Parents don’t know"

"My parents know.""

"Never again."

"Nh, don’t be so rough!"

"No, that can’t be my baby."

"No! You can’t die on me now!"

"Put it away.”

"Put your trousers on!"

"Put. The. Weapon. Down."

"Shut up and listen."

"Take responsibility."

"That isn’t mine."

"That looked easier on TV."

"That sounds painful."

"That was a bad plan."

"That’s mine!”

"That’s the cheesiest pickup line I’ve ever heard."

"They’re coming.”

"This seems familiar."

"This stays between us."

"Truth hurts, don’t it?"

"Want to hear a secret?"

"We need to talk."

"We’re moving too fast.”

"Well that was unexpected."

"What are we doing here?"

"What are you afraid of?"

"What are you touching?"

"What are you?"

"What do you need?"

"What happened to you?"

"What have I done this time?"

"What if someone catches us?”

"What sort of noise was that?”

"What the hell do you think you’re doing?"

"What were you thinking?"

"Where are my clothes?"

"Where did you find this?"

"Where do you even find this sort of thing?”

"Where were you?"

"Who’d have guessed you could pull such a face?”

"Why are you wearing that?"

"Why yes, I am as think as you drunk I am."

"You could have died!”

"You could have killed someone!"

"You coward."

"You don’t need to be so gentle.”

"You drive me crazy!"

"You have ten minutes, so make it quick.”

"You lied to me!"

"You mean everything to me."

"You owe me."

"You. Come. Snuggle. NOW!"

"You’re all out of ____."

"You’re an idiot.”

"You’re bad for me.”

"You’re dead to me."

"You’re pregnant and It’s mine"

"You’re really good at this…”

"You’re so weird.""

"You’re under arrest."

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"Ok, right, well.  Lydia, will you officially be my girlfriend?" 

“If you touch my ass one more time I will cut your balls off in your sleep, okay?”

"Wow ok fine.  I get it, hands to myself." 

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Positivity Project: Day 15

Favorite Dylan: Candid