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disease. feelings. attachment

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director Lucas’ version

Ahsoka is my little tiny gremlin I love her

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warriors who rub their foreheads together (bonded pair)

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look anakin unequivocally looks better with the longer curly haircut but i do miss the padawan braid. aotc twinky pathetic anakin you and your kind of ugly haircut will always be famous to me and my padawan braid kink

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HAYDEN CHRISTENSEN to Ewan McGregor during Ewan's Hollywood Walk of Fame ceremony | September 12, 2024

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they’re so pieta

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This is not a drill, yall.

It’s basically that “as beautiful as the day I lost you” dragon training movie thing 😭😭😭

I am learning their movements! Talk about a CHALLENGE to raise Obi-Wan’s arm! 😮‍💨

But what good is wool hair on Anakin if Obi-Wan can’t tangle his fingers in it?

It was actually really satisfying to position their eyes looking at each other 🥹

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I'M SORRY WHAT THE FUCK-

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i'll just leave this here....

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Man, adult toy stores in SW must be fucking wild. It's the size of a mall just to fit in all the variations found across the galaxy and that's not even accounting for the fantasy based toys. They have over 3000 variations of anatomically correct toys on offer and that's not counting color variations, movement/vibration settings, and material types. There's an entire wing dedicated to different types of lube because body safe means something different to every species. And then kink specific items? You have to account for thousands of body shapes and number of limbs and skin sensitivies. The lingerie department would take up an entire floor of the mall.

And god the warning lables would be massive. There's whole sections of toys that just have a huge flashing sign for "if you're humanoid, do not use this. This will literally kill you." And it's a dick the size of a fucking canon that ejaculates bowling ball size eggs. Or fleshlights that just have: "Do not stick your dick in this, it will snap it off." There's are hazzard warnings everywhere because some species are not compatible without extensive research and accommodations.

And this would be pretty interesting world building to explore but anyway obikin:

I need a mission that brings Anakin and Obi-Wan into a toy mall. Anakin has only ever been with Padme and that's over now, so this is a crash course in sentient sexuality. Obi-Wan is entirely unaffected- been there, seen that, done one of those, ect- while Anakin is going, "what the fuck is that???" He gets jump scared by a tentacle dick that starts doing a mating dance when it senses movement near by. It's taller than he is and looks like it could beat him to death.

Obi-Wan is deeply amused. How could he not be when Anakin is blushing, stuttering over himself every time an employee asks if he needs help or warns him, "that will get stuck and you will end up in the hospital if you try it." Anakin's eyes are huge, darting everywhere, and he can't help but teasing Anakin. He picks a floppy dick with barbs and waves it at Anakin, just to see him scurry around an aisle to get away.

They're searching for a some criminal that slipped inside to hide, so Anakin doesn't have time to really process and explore everything but that doesn't stop him from zeroing in on a stewjon dick. And it's distinctly not like his.

(Pushing my alien genitalia agenda.)

Maybe it's tentacle like or has a knot or has ridges and is a different hue. Maybe it excretes lube or has mutiple shafts and heads. Either way Anakin now realizes that all his fantasies have been ill informed and he has a lot to make up for.

He, of course, becomes obsessed with this toy and must have one. But first, the mission, which ends with Anakin tackling the criminal into a bargain bin full of loose dicks. Anakin gets slapped in the face with a silicon toy and proceeds to pick up the biggest one he can find to bean the guy in the face. Obi-Wan finds them sword fighting with dildos, rolling aroind in a pile, Anakin's face full of rage and determination as he finally gets the upper hand and pins the guy down. He looks up, a dildo held like a knife, and sees Obi-Wan standing there, tears in his eyes, as he proceeds to laugh himself sick. There's tiny dildos in Anakin's hair, some tangled in his robe, pinned beneath his knees. It's the most absurd sight he's ever seen.

Anyway Anakin gets his stewjon dick and uses it all the time. But it's just a substitute for Obi-Wan and hid total obssession with his master's dick. Obi-Wan eventually finds it and finds out. He's dumping droid parts on Anakin's bed because he's told Anakin a hundred times to quit leaving them on the kitchen table and the floor and in the sink, for Force sake. Except Anakin's bed is already covered so he opens a drawer and bam, a huge dick is staring him in the eye.

Anakin walks in while Obi-Wan is staring at it and about throws himself out the window to avoid Obi-Wan'a raises eyebrow and, "Anakin, what is this doing here?"

It ends with Obi-Wan tossing the dildo out the window and Anakin getting the dick of his dreams.

(The dildo falls hundreds of levels before hitting Palpatine in the head and killing him instantly. Total freak accident, so sad, really!)

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A Wedding

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Happy Pride!!! 🏳️‍🌈

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Anakin: Obi-wan you're like a dad to me Obi-wan: Awwww that's sweet- Anakin: -A dadDY haha 😎 Obi-wan: Force have mercy on my soul i'm about to kill him

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anakin still fidgeting with the strands of hair that used to be braided even years later. like he'll just be twirling it round his finger, giving it a quick scratch or rubbing it when he thinks. of course obi wan notices this the moment it first happened and he smiles to himself because anakin is completely oblivious to himself doing it 🤭😊

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Desperately need to write an obikin fic where Anakin stays a slave until he is much older. His looks, talent, and charm have gotten him sold into powerful and dangerous hands. He dreams of becoming a starship pilot someday (because of course he does) and has a secret fascination with the Jedi. Meanwhile, the council sends Obi-Wan on a mission into the depths of the underworld. He is investigating connections corrupt senators may have with prominent criminals when he meets Anakin. The moment he lays his eyes on the slave, he feels the Force surging through him like never before, pulling him toward this strange young man.

Anywaysss they fall in love obviously but Anakin has trust issues. Obi-Wan of course wants to try to free Anakin from his life as a slave but his status as a Jedi complicates things (like usual).

I haven't decided if I want Anakin to still be on Tatooine in Jabba's palace or if I want him sold off to some seedy club on Coruscant. Mostly I just want him wearing slutty slave boy outfits that Obi-Wan cannot tear his eyes from. I have a whole pinterest board of outfits for slave Anakin.

I attached some of my faves to this post

I've had this idea for a while but watching Moulin Rouge last night def helped make it into a more concrete concept I guess

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bffs