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My doctor says all the black mold in my body came from a single expired gram cracker which i just think is fascinating

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bored border collie: im going to perform psychological experiments on every human member of my household

bored pit bull: i bet i could eat a rock if i tried hard enough

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Me walkin up to the counter at Popeyes SMACKED outta my mind bout to order 8 chicken sammiches

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LUCK BAGEL LET’S DO THIS!!!

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Thought i told youtube to stop recommending me game theory videos already but this thumbnail…It’s almost perfect but it’d be funnier if the irrelevant youtuber bait games were edited out actually. One second

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Watch lists really not enough. Reopen Guantanamo. 😐😑

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no more all star casts. “motion picture” starring “some cunt you’ve never heard of” coming to theatres soon

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polish government has opened a website for ukrainians seeking safety and trying to cross the ukrainian-polish border:

ua.gov.pl

as of 13:10 polish time, it has been said as many people as possible will be let through the borders. they are also supposed to let through children who do not have passports, as to not divide families.

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nah nah i’m not falling for that trap again. you’re not gonna make me confess to any of my gay crimes.

Do gay crime, straight crime is boring. If you are doing crime that is....

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used to date someone who was big into that which shall not be named. 

i’m ashamed to admit that i’d still probably fail and not by a small margin.

saw trap where you have to recite fergalicious from memory and if you accidentally say any of the words to karkalicious your head will be chopped off

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well maybe i don’t wanna close it :(

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gonna start tweeting everything that happens to me in hopes i find the person who wronged me the other side of twitter so i can report them for cyberbullying 😎

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ALMOS TTH”HERE

Y ES!! !

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 i tried to be funny and it backfired miserably

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the people behind makesweet in like the 2000s or something idk: ok let's make some cool templates for people to make animated e-cards to send to their friends on valentines day :)

tumblr users, almost 20 years later: