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Ooc here, coffee coffin has been hit with the redesign beam! Here's how they look now :3

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[LOADING EVENT]

*the infected elder god wandered his realm, his mind still clouded by his spore-ailed body... he wandered into the realms of static, looking about and not expecting much. It had been messing around with quite a few mortals by now, not really doing much past that...*

*... he heard a noise*

Im sorry.

*Sayf got knocked out.*

*Sayf woke up slowly, his mind still slightly fuzzy. He scratched his head, feeling the mushroom cap no longer there. He looked around the room, his feathers fluffing up slitly as he still felt slightly ill. It was a room in CC's Cafe, used for medical emergencies. He tried to get up-*

Hey- hey- don't try to get up too fast- you still need to be in bed for a little bit longer!

*sayf looked over at where the voice was coming from, his eyes lighting up a bit as he saw CC next to him. He was too tired to smile though...*

I managed to cure you, but you still need to recover...

*sayf nodded...*

[EVENT START: RECOVERY]

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it's finished... finally... I can bring him back... just need to find sayf again....

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*drowsiness began to wash over him...*

{Somewhere in the static, two anons and a flash of blue appear from a Realm, tired and exhausted. The blue, shapeless figure falls to His knees in exhaustion and relief, no longer feeling like He was going to be anchored down the Deep Sea of Sleep.}

{Once He got his bearings and shook His drowsiness off, He looked around at the unending static, putting His earmuffs back on as becoming aware of the sound of countless Anons completely overwhelmed him.}

Ugh- Hey... Are we out now? I didn't throw you guys, like... Too hard, right?

(@thundersofthegenesis)

*The two give a thumbs up as they both get up and stumble a bit... all they had to do now was find CC aaaaand... looks like CC has collapsed in the middle of this place, and is audibly snoring*

... Looks like he used a boon on accident... probably for a little too long based on how dead asleep it is...

*Biohazard cleanup sighed as he picked up a TV to place on the now visually redacted head of CC.*

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*the watch was on his wrist, it read "3:45 PM"*

{Somewhere in the static, two anons and a flash of blue appear from a Realm, tired and exhausted. The blue, shapeless figure falls to His knees in exhaustion and relief, no longer feeling like He was going to be anchored down the Deep Sea of Sleep.}

{Once He got his bearings and shook His drowsiness off, He looked around at the unending static, putting His earmuffs back on as becoming aware of the sound of countless Anons completely overwhelmed him.}

Ugh- Hey... Are we out now? I didn't throw you guys, like... Too hard, right?

(@thundersofthegenesis)

*The two give a thumbs up as they both get up and stumble a bit... all they had to do now was find CC aaaaand... looks like CC has collapsed in the middle of this place, and is audibly snoring*

... Looks like he used a boon on accident... probably for a little too long based on how dead asleep it is...

*Biohazard cleanup sighed as he picked up a TV to place on the now visually redacted head of CC.*

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*well... what to do now....*

{Somewhere in the static, two anons and a flash of blue appear from a Realm, tired and exhausted. The blue, shapeless figure falls to His knees in exhaustion and relief, no longer feeling like He was going to be anchored down the Deep Sea of Sleep.}

{Once He got his bearings and shook His drowsiness off, He looked around at the unending static, putting His earmuffs back on as becoming aware of the sound of countless Anons completely overwhelmed him.}

Ugh- Hey... Are we out now? I didn't throw you guys, like... Too hard, right?

(@thundersofthegenesis)

*The two give a thumbs up as they both get up and stumble a bit... all they had to do now was find CC aaaaand... looks like CC has collapsed in the middle of this place, and is audibly snoring*

... Looks like he used a boon on accident... probably for a little too long based on how dead asleep it is...

*Biohazard cleanup sighed as he picked up a TV to place on the now visually redacted head of CC.*

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*this time, it looked like some ruins....*

{Somewhere in the static, two anons and a flash of blue appear from a Realm, tired and exhausted. The blue, shapeless figure falls to His knees in exhaustion and relief, no longer feeling like He was going to be anchored down the Deep Sea of Sleep.}

{Once He got his bearings and shook His drowsiness off, He looked around at the unending static, putting His earmuffs back on as becoming aware of the sound of countless Anons completely overwhelmed him.}

Ugh- Hey... Are we out now? I didn't throw you guys, like... Too hard, right?

(@thundersofthegenesis)

*The two give a thumbs up as they both get up and stumble a bit... all they had to do now was find CC aaaaand... looks like CC has collapsed in the middle of this place, and is audibly snoring*

... Looks like he used a boon on accident... probably for a little too long based on how dead asleep it is...

*Biohazard cleanup sighed as he picked up a TV to place on the now visually redacted head of CC.*

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*still quiet and calm.....*

{Somewhere in the static, two anons and a flash of blue appear from a Realm, tired and exhausted. The blue, shapeless figure falls to His knees in exhaustion and relief, no longer feeling like He was going to be anchored down the Deep Sea of Sleep.}

{Once He got his bearings and shook His drowsiness off, He looked around at the unending static, putting His earmuffs back on as becoming aware of the sound of countless Anons completely overwhelmed him.}

Ugh- Hey... Are we out now? I didn't throw you guys, like... Too hard, right?

(@thundersofthegenesis)

*The two give a thumbs up as they both get up and stumble a bit... all they had to do now was find CC aaaaand... looks like CC has collapsed in the middle of this place, and is audibly snoring*

... Looks like he used a boon on accident... probably for a little too long based on how dead asleep it is...

*Biohazard cleanup sighed as he picked up a TV to place on the now visually redacted head of CC.*

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*it's quiet, calming...*

{Somewhere in the static, two anons and a flash of blue appear from a Realm, tired and exhausted. The blue, shapeless figure falls to His knees in exhaustion and relief, no longer feeling like He was going to be anchored down the Deep Sea of Sleep.}

{Once He got his bearings and shook His drowsiness off, He looked around at the unending static, putting His earmuffs back on as becoming aware of the sound of countless Anons completely overwhelmed him.}

Ugh- Hey... Are we out now? I didn't throw you guys, like... Too hard, right?

(@thundersofthegenesis)

*The two give a thumbs up as they both get up and stumble a bit... all they had to do now was find CC aaaaand... looks like CC has collapsed in the middle of this place, and is audibly snoring*

... Looks like he used a boon on accident... probably for a little too long based on how dead asleep it is...

*Biohazard cleanup sighed as he picked up a TV to place on the now visually redacted head of CC.*

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*it's so quiet... sleep shall be your refuge...*

{Somewhere in the static, two anons and a flash of blue appear from a Realm, tired and exhausted. The blue, shapeless figure falls to His knees in exhaustion and relief, no longer feeling like He was going to be anchored down the Deep Sea of Sleep.}

{Once He got his bearings and shook His drowsiness off, He looked around at the unending static, putting His earmuffs back on as becoming aware of the sound of countless Anons completely overwhelmed him.}

Ugh- Hey... Are we out now? I didn't throw you guys, like... Too hard, right?

(@thundersofthegenesis)

*The two give a thumbs up as they both get up and stumble a bit... all they had to do now was find CC aaaaand... looks like CC has collapsed in the middle of this place, and is audibly snoring*

... Looks like he used a boon on accident... probably for a little too long based on how dead asleep it is...

*Biohazard cleanup sighed as he picked up a TV to place on the now visually redacted head of CC.*

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*sleepy....*

{Somewhere in the static, two anons and a flash of blue appear from a Realm, tired and exhausted. The blue, shapeless figure falls to His knees in exhaustion and relief, no longer feeling like He was going to be anchored down the Deep Sea of Sleep.}

{Once He got his bearings and shook His drowsiness off, He looked around at the unending static, putting His earmuffs back on as becoming aware of the sound of countless Anons completely overwhelmed him.}

Ugh- Hey... Are we out now? I didn't throw you guys, like... Too hard, right?

(@thundersofthegenesis)

*The two give a thumbs up as they both get up and stumble a bit... all they had to do now was find CC aaaaand... looks like CC has collapsed in the middle of this place, and is audibly snoring*

... Looks like he used a boon on accident... probably for a little too long based on how dead asleep it is...

*Biohazard cleanup sighed as he picked up a TV to place on the now visually redacted head of CC.*

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*... he swears he hears a gentle, calm music box...*

{Somewhere in the static, two anons and a flash of blue appear from a Realm, tired and exhausted. The blue, shapeless figure falls to His knees in exhaustion and relief, no longer feeling like He was going to be anchored down the Deep Sea of Sleep.}

{Once He got his bearings and shook His drowsiness off, He looked around at the unending static, putting His earmuffs back on as becoming aware of the sound of countless Anons completely overwhelmed him.}

Ugh- Hey... Are we out now? I didn't throw you guys, like... Too hard, right?

(@thundersofthegenesis)

*The two give a thumbs up as they both get up and stumble a bit... all they had to do now was find CC aaaaand... looks like CC has collapsed in the middle of this place, and is audibly snoring*

... Looks like he used a boon on accident... probably for a little too long based on how dead asleep it is...

*Biohazard cleanup sighed as he picked up a TV to place on the now visually redacted head of CC.*

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*it's quite calm in here... and very comfy... if you were to look up you'd see a "sky" full of endless stars...*

{Somewhere in the static, two anons and a flash of blue appear from a Realm, tired and exhausted. The blue, shapeless figure falls to His knees in exhaustion and relief, no longer feeling like He was going to be anchored down the Deep Sea of Sleep.}

{Once He got his bearings and shook His drowsiness off, He looked around at the unending static, putting His earmuffs back on as becoming aware of the sound of countless Anons completely overwhelmed him.}

Ugh- Hey... Are we out now? I didn't throw you guys, like... Too hard, right?

(@thundersofthegenesis)

*The two give a thumbs up as they both get up and stumble a bit... all they had to do now was find CC aaaaand... looks like CC has collapsed in the middle of this place, and is audibly snoring*

... Looks like he used a boon on accident... probably for a little too long based on how dead asleep it is...

*Biohazard cleanup sighed as he picked up a TV to place on the now visually redacted head of CC.*

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*and then he hits the wall, which seems to be cousioned despite the fact you can't see anything*

{Somewhere in the static, two anons and a flash of blue appear from a Realm, tired and exhausted. The blue, shapeless figure falls to His knees in exhaustion and relief, no longer feeling like He was going to be anchored down the Deep Sea of Sleep.}

{Once He got his bearings and shook His drowsiness off, He looked around at the unending static, putting His earmuffs back on as becoming aware of the sound of countless Anons completely overwhelmed him.}

Ugh- Hey... Are we out now? I didn't throw you guys, like... Too hard, right?

(@thundersofthegenesis)

*The two give a thumbs up as they both get up and stumble a bit... all they had to do now was find CC aaaaand... looks like CC has collapsed in the middle of this place, and is audibly snoring*

... Looks like he used a boon on accident... probably for a little too long based on how dead asleep it is...

*Biohazard cleanup sighed as he picked up a TV to place on the now visually redacted head of CC.*

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*it's quiet, even the noises of the anons are gone...*

{Somewhere in the static, two anons and a flash of blue appear from a Realm, tired and exhausted. The blue, shapeless figure falls to His knees in exhaustion and relief, no longer feeling like He was going to be anchored down the Deep Sea of Sleep.}

{Once He got his bearings and shook His drowsiness off, He looked around at the unending static, putting His earmuffs back on as becoming aware of the sound of countless Anons completely overwhelmed him.}

Ugh- Hey... Are we out now? I didn't throw you guys, like... Too hard, right?

(@thundersofthegenesis)

*The two give a thumbs up as they both get up and stumble a bit... all they had to do now was find CC aaaaand... looks like CC has collapsed in the middle of this place, and is audibly snoring*

... Looks like he used a boon on accident... probably for a little too long based on how dead asleep it is...

*Biohazard cleanup sighed as he picked up a TV to place on the now visually redacted head of CC.*

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*he doesn't even notice the bandages on his head...*

{Somewhere in the static, two anons and a flash of blue appear from a Realm, tired and exhausted. The blue, shapeless figure falls to His knees in exhaustion and relief, no longer feeling like He was going to be anchored down the Deep Sea of Sleep.}

{Once He got his bearings and shook His drowsiness off, He looked around at the unending static, putting His earmuffs back on as becoming aware of the sound of countless Anons completely overwhelmed him.}

Ugh- Hey... Are we out now? I didn't throw you guys, like... Too hard, right?

(@thundersofthegenesis)

*The two give a thumbs up as they both get up and stumble a bit... all they had to do now was find CC aaaaand... looks like CC has collapsed in the middle of this place, and is audibly snoring*

... Looks like he used a boon on accident... probably for a little too long based on how dead asleep it is...

*Biohazard cleanup sighed as he picked up a TV to place on the now visually redacted head of CC.*

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*very comfy box too. 10/10 box.*

{Somewhere in the static, two anons and a flash of blue appear from a Realm, tired and exhausted. The blue, shapeless figure falls to His knees in exhaustion and relief, no longer feeling like He was going to be anchored down the Deep Sea of Sleep.}

{Once He got his bearings and shook His drowsiness off, He looked around at the unending static, putting His earmuffs back on as becoming aware of the sound of countless Anons completely overwhelmed him.}

Ugh- Hey... Are we out now? I didn't throw you guys, like... Too hard, right?

(@thundersofthegenesis)

*The two give a thumbs up as they both get up and stumble a bit... all they had to do now was find CC aaaaand... looks like CC has collapsed in the middle of this place, and is audibly snoring*

... Looks like he used a boon on accident... probably for a little too long based on how dead asleep it is...

*Biohazard cleanup sighed as he picked up a TV to place on the now visually redacted head of CC.*