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He’s 1 now ‼️‼️

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Round robin.

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from what i understand dungeon meshi is about hairy man panty shots shirtless blonde women grasping hands and looking into eachothers eyes and middle aged union men who look like twelve year olds

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people born in 24 Are 2000 now

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Shocking how many people don’t know that hens lay non-fertilized eggs and think the yolk they’re eating is a baby chicken

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More stories from hell (retail) today I was ringing up this lady and she goes oh I want to do part of this on a gift card and the rest on normal card and I go ok and then she hands me a folded piece of paper. I think oh OK it must be folded around the gift card, right? Wrong. It is a folded sheet of 8×11 printer paper with "$40" written on the inside in ballpoint pen. I go what is this. She says a gift card. I say this is not a gift card. She says yes it is. I say this is a piece of paper with "$40" written on it. She says "well it's a gift card." I say it absolutely is not. I am grinding my teeth. She says well I want to use it. I say you physically cannot do that bc it is a piece of paper. I cannot scan or swipe it. I apologize, as if this is my fault, and not because she is completely insane. I hate it here

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the french beatles

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A school bully who keeps up with intercommunity issues so that he always uses the most non-problematic terminology to insult you with

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I'm worried that people are going into the Kaiju No. 8 anime expecting something like Evangelion or Attack on Titan when it's really not. It's closer in tone to something like Pacific Rim.

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Get the iguana on a stick. You'll need the energy in the coming days.

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reblog to pet prev

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that chimera ain't right

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Every now and again I think of this Sarah tweet and just stare into the middle distance.

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Has anyone done this yet