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you ever hear anyone say something so dumb you have to draw a new yorker cartoon about it?

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If you have ever been tempted by a Paleozoic Pal, like a a stuffed trilobite or a full size eurypterid body pillow, now's the time to buy one, before they and a really lovely little museum are gone for good 😭😭😭

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musk is going to die in a Tesla explosion in 6 months after sticking his nose where it doesn't belong and we will never get a conclusive answer on whether it was a CIA car bomb or just a normal Tesla malfunction

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who will join the finalists FINGRINGHOE and SHITTERTON in the final???????????? the power is in your hands....

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so I started a new anxiety medication this past week and so far it’s been going very well except that I have extremely vivid dreams and apparently sleep texting. I seem to have sent this at 3am and i have no memory of it

but i am Right

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tumblr discourse after 13 years on this fucking website

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hey besties friendly reminder to drink water, feed your lab rats, turn off your evil nuclear generator, change out of your dirty lab coat, go for a walk and take care of yourself <3

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I would like to note context that past me didn't provide - each episode contains some random person accidentally mistaking me for an employee. One time, they even got mad at me for not being an employee. I simply said, ''oh sorry, I don't work here" and they responded angrily and expectantly with "well you look like you do!" and I had no clue how to respond lmao. The tone made it sound like they still expected me to pull something up on my phone and find their item on it. Like, in storage or in the back.

Hello! And welcome to today's episode of "Do they work here, or are they just fruity?" Starring Me - an absolute fruit loop.

Episode 1: Going to Michaels for yarn

Episode 2: Five minutes later at the exact same Michaels

Episode 3: Returning a week later to Michaels because I didn't get enough yarn the first time

Episode 4: Going to target and not wearing anything even close to red. Not a single warm color

Episode 5: Going to JoAnn's because I can never return to Michaels again

Episode 6: By Talos this can't be happening

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Susan Kare, the Artist who designed many of the fonts, icons, and images for Apple, NeXT, Microsoft, and IBM, 1980′s

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Deranged transfem here. Im planning on making a custom virtual assistant, think siri/cortana, but it doesnt steal your data. Gonna give it my deadname and voice, so I can torture my parents by trapping their son's soul in my phone, and if they deadname me he reaponds so I can just pretend theyre not talking to me.

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i hate it when it feels like a character has been designed specifically for me to like them . because then i do like them and it feels like i walked straight into their trap