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my partner might be onto something when she says you can disguise your pickiness and food sensitivity as an adult by calling yourself a “purist.” so instead of saying “the taste and texture of cooked raisins make me want to hmork,” you say “i’m actually kind of a cinnamon roll purist, i prefer just a classic cinnamon filling and a really good dough instead of something with a ton of random mix ins,” which takes you from who gave this four year old a bachelor degree to oh wow this guy is a pretentious asshole about more things than i even thought was possible

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creature features

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Sprite data from Jingle Cats (PSX)

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I can’t make pasta any more without mumbling to myself, “wet the drys… then dry the wets…”

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i have literally 3-4 years worth of rh doodles and ocs, im just shy (and lazy)

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albinism & melanism

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Sluggo

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i want devices that are functional and hardy and i want them to last and fuck the rest of the shit i dont need. my ds and 3ds can lie in sleep mode for months if not years and i can pop them open and they've still got two or three bars left. my old phones in high school could go days without a charge. if i leave my nintendo switch on the floor for a few days doing absolutely fuck all nothing i will turn it on and it will cry to me mother i am dying. i am dying mother. and i tell him he'll never be half the man his brother was and he can't hear me because he's dead

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sometimes I wonder how y'all are obsessed with specific characters and I'm like "why them" but then I remember that sometimes its literally not your choice you just look at them wrong and all of a sudden they're taking up your every thought forever

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Richard Killeen - Plainne (UV inkjet on plywood), 2015

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why is this the only gif that will load on discord 😭

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just because youre made of stardust & other gay shit doesnt mean that a bug isnt. be nice to a bug today

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Liminal Dreams - Far Shores by Artur Sadlos

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Brood Parasite