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Fireworks

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“your name is Ranboo. my name is Tubbo. we're married, we have a son named Michael. you're not alone. you're here. good morning.”

inspo and dialogue from here!! (<- click!!)

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It really be a gaslight girlboss moment

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Girlboss

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he’s gone

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Slime rancher am I right?

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Wilbur: *fucking tearing down Ranboos philosophy from the ground up*

Ranboo Apologists:

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Ranboo’s inventory has a secret message doesn’t it? It’s arranged weirdly. Sigh 😔

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Forget-Me-Nots

Inspired by @thechannelwithoutaname ‘s animatic, god I love it so much.

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Tubbo do you like what you see?

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RED BANQUET - DREAM SMP

STARTING SOON SCREEN

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Tubbo really pulled out his manipulate, mansplain, malewife vibe for this one, huh 

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Moving Forward

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Yeah.

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Some great random quotes from the Dream SMP crew Part 2!

"Hey guys this is my death video if i'm dead and you see this video i'm probably dead" - Dream

"ROBLOX MADE ME LIKE EDGING" - Wilbur Soot

"We don't pay taxes in this household!" - Philza

"Don't you I scared me there you!" - Tubbo

"No no no no I don't want to get renegaded by you Tubbo" - TommyInnit

"I'll nae nae where I goddamn please" - Tubbo

"It's like a piggy bank but instead of getting savings in the end you get pond water and dead animals" - Wilbur Soot

"I didn't die, I lived but in reverse" - Ranboo

"You know, I often find myself feeling like a Swedish emergency" - Tubbo

"Oh great, I can't wait to canonically not know this information" - Philza

"It's Corpse! From music" - TommyInnit

"I'd rather die than be careful" - Karl Jacobs

"How many bitches you've got?" - Tubbo

"I'm gonna take some arse and kick some names" - Tubbo

"Someone go back in time and tell the Captain to hit the Nae Nae on Disney Channel" - Ranboo

"You know what? I reckon I could dunk a baby" - Tubbo

"You're trying to monopolize the bazinga market and i wont have it" - TommyInnit

"Every mouse I've thrown off a building has died, I don't know where you're getting your info Tubbo" - Technoblade

"It's my drug. Someone says 'build this' and I say *intense snorting noises*" - Foolish

"War crimes make Minecraft 1000% funnier" TommyInnit

"Apparently I am the Onceler" Wilbur Soot

"Hi back, I'm upset" - Tubbo

"I can make an OnlyFans and still be alive" - Quackity

"That is a ludicrous amount of scuffle rocks!" - GeorgeNotFound

"Your floor goblin believes in you" - BadBoyHalo

"I'm not gonna eat your hell bread, that touched the hell floor" - Ranboo

"There must be some gay socks" - Tubbo

"I made gay bars. I made them" - Jack Manifold

"It was a dark and cold and stormy night and the Twitch notifications weren't working" - TommyInnit

"What if I replaced my eyes with eyeballs" - Tubbo

"I find it so cool that people can give steroids to people" - Tubbo

"I am just not okay with this Tubbo-moment" - Philza

"The truth tastes like popcorn" - BadBoyHalo

"Check this out, I'm gonna drool all over your stone bricks" - Fundy

"Jimmy Fallon you are my sussy baka" - Jack Manifold

"I'M A FISH" - Ranboo

"How about you stop sassing me or I'll tell you who your real father is" - Ranboo

"You know what, I'm drowning out the marriage fraud with this Dream speedrun music" - Ranboo

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I heard Niki say "I started baking again" and I'm pretty sure my brain short-circuted. Losely inspired off of this ask! :D

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Thank you for 100 followers! 100 people to disappoint LETS GOOOOO