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Until Dawn: Cast

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i thought we had a connection.

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video game challenge: [1/5] pairings → josh + sam

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Will you survive Until Dawn?

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Until Dawn Characters Tropes »  Michael „Mike“ Munroe

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until dawn challenge: favorite quotes

“hey mike! mike mike mike mike!!!!!!!”

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ask meme: delsinetta asked: Mike or Sam?

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‘I’m so sorry’

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until dawn challenge: favorite male character ► josh washington

complex. thoughtful. loving.

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Hello, friend. Hello, friend? That’s lame. Maybe I should give you a name. But that’s a slippery slope. You’re only in my head. We have to remember that.

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Rami Malek CR Fashion Book. Photo: Brigitte Lacombe

Source: Brigitte Lacombe IG

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true romance ( 1993 ) starters - part two.

change the pronouns if necessary 

“ you’re really in love, aren’t you? ”

“ that shit’s fucking real, ”

“ you got a helluva lotta cocaine here, man! ”

“ do you realise how much fuckin’ coke you have here? ”

“ what the fuck are you talking about? ”

“ ‘ unloading ‘ - that’s a helluva way to describe the bargain of a lifetime, ”

“ what do you think, eightball? ”

“ give the man a prize! ”

“ ride it out, baby! ”

“ do i look like a beautiful blonde with big tits and an ass that taste like french vanilla ice cream? ”

“ then why are you telling me all this bullshit? ”

“ what, you wanna fuck me? ”

“ if you’re all so much in love with each other, what the hell are you doin’ here? ”

“ don’t give me the finger! i’ll fuckin’ have you killed! ”

“ you - you want me to - suck his dick? ”

“ don’t be condescendin’ me, man, ”

“ [ name ], you were perfect, ”

“ i’m gonna go jump in the tub and get all wet and slippery and soapy, ”

“ then hop in that waterbed and watch x-rated movies until you get your ass back in my loving arms, ”

“ we don’t have any coke but there is a pepsi machine down the hall, ”

“ you are unbelievably cute, ”

“ let me see those eyes, ”

“ you think your boyfriend would go for this shit? if you do, you’re fuckin’ stupid, you know that? ”

“ you’re a very pretty girl, [ name ], but you ain’t gonna be very pretty for very long, ”

“ you got a lot of heart, kid, ”

“ see, it tries to pin down what the attraction is after all these years, ”

“ now, the first time you kill somebody, that’s the hardest, ”

“ now i do it just to watch their fuckin’ expression change, ”

“ you wanna play with daddy? ”

“ i’ll give you one ‘cause i like you, ”

“ stick in in me, baby, stick it in daddy, ”

“ no more mr fuckin’ nice guy, ”

“ what the fuck you laughing at? ”

“ you look ridiculous! ”

“ come on, darlin’, we gotta get the fuck out of here, ”

“ oh fuck! i’m sorry! i’m sorry. ”

“ read my lips - no! ”

“ after all i did for you, you fucking whore! ”

“ it’s all fun and fuckin’ games till you get caught, ”

“ you are a fucking star, and you’re going to be playing in your one-man show nightly for the next two fuckin’ years for a captive audience! ”

“ of course, you’ll only want to fuck her in the ass because that pussy just won’t be tight enough for you anymore, ”

“ you know, you and me, we can jump on any one of those planes out there and go anywhere we want, ”

“ gives me a whole new outlook, ”

“ we should go somewhere where we can really start from scratch, ”

“ where do you think we should go, my little turtledove? ”

“ it sounds like a movie, [ name ] and [ name ] got to cancun, don’t you think? ”

“ in my movie, darlin’, you get top billing, ”

“ don’t you worry about nothin’, all right? ”

“ it’s all gonna work out for us, we deserve it, ”

“ hi, how are you? my name’s [ name ] and i’m with the cub scouts of america. we’re selling uncut cocaine to get to the jamboree, ”

“ what if somebody does something you can’t hear, like pulls out a gun and put it to my fucking eye? ”

“ but one thing this last week has taught me, it’s better to have gun and not need it, than need a gun and not have it, ”

“ you think i’m pretty fuckin’ stupid, huh? ”

“ don’t you fuckin’ lie to me, you motherfucker! ”

“ like nick curry used to say, if i’m wrong i’ll fuckin’ apologise, alright, ”

“ i’m gonna blow this motherfucker away, ”

“ i wish somebody would just come and get me ‘cause i don’t like this anymore, ”

“ oh man, i like this [ name ] kid, this fuckin’ guy’s crazy, ”

“ i been pretty scared about this whole thing, ”

“ [ name ], you look like shit, ”

“ got more taste in my penis, ”

“ you like a little coffee with your sugar? ”

“ only trouble is whenever i’m offered a deal that’s too good to be true, it’s because it’s a lie, ”

“ did you beat her or something? ”

“ man, you were cooler than cool, ”

“ i hate fuckin’ cops! ”

“ you fucking stabbed me in the heart! ”

“ sweetie, don’t you die on me! ”

“ you’re so cool, ”

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true romance ( 1993 ) starters - part one.

change the pronouns if necessary

“ and in that movie, he didn’t give a fuck about anything, ”

“ elvis was prettier than most women, ”

“ you know, i’ve always said, if i had to fuck a guy, you know had to, if my life depended on it, i’d fuck elvis ”

“ so we’d both fuck elvis, ”

“ you want to take me to a kung fu movie? ”

“ i kept asking [ name ] why our seemed to be collapsing and everything seemed so shitty? ”

“ that’s the way it goes, but don’t forget, it goes the other way too, ”

“ that’s the way romance is, ”

“ i’m the clumsiest person in the world, ”

“ thanks for bein’ such a sweetheart,  ‘cause you could’ve been a real dick, ”

“ isn’t he supposed to be a good guy? ”

“ well, he ain’t so much a good guy as he is just a bad motherfucker, ”

“ you’re sure a girl after my own heart, that’s all, ”

“ would you like to get some pie with me? ”

“ the big question is, do you have a fella? ”

“ you want a bite of my pie? ”

“ what are your turn ons? ”

“ a man who can appreciate the finer things in life like sugar, ”

“ ask me that one a little bit later, ”

“ in a theater full of empty seats, why did you sit by me? ”

“ what is it? are you crying? ”

“ what’d i do? did i do something? ”

“ i have something i gotta tell you, ”

“ that was one of the best times i ever had, ”

“ there was no way you could like me that much, ”

“ stop being so fucking calm about all of this! ”

“ there’s a note on your tv and all it says is ‘ dear [ name ] ’ ‘cause i couldn’t write anymore, ”

“ please shut up! i’m trying to come clean, okay? ”

“ i want you to know that i am not damaged goods, ”

“ i’m a really good person! ”

“ if i’m with you, then i’m with you, and i don’t want anyone body else, ”

“ now i gotta tell you something else, ”

“ i never had as much fun with a girl as i had with you my whole life, ”

“ but i think i love you, ”

“ now, if i say i love you and just throw caution to the wind and let the chips fall where they may, and you’re lying to me i’m gonna fuckin’ die, ”

“ hold on, [ name ], you sayin’ that you eat pussy? ”

“ well, can you live with it? ”

“ are you haunted? ”

“ well, i’d kill him, shoot him in the face, put him down like a dog, ”

“ the fuck don’t deserve to live, ”

“ get away with it? killing’s the hard part, ”

“ gettin’ away with it, that’s easy, ”

“ [ name ], i like you, i always have, always will, ”

“ look, [ name ], i know he scares the shit out of you, but i’m not scared of that motherfucker, ”

“ he poses absolutely no threat to you, ”

“ no, you don’t know me, not when it comes to shit like this, ”

“ i want you to know you can count on me to protect you, ”

“ this isn’t a good idea, ”

“ i’m still a mystery to you, ”

“ now, i know i’m pretty, but i ain’t as pretty as a couple of titties, ”

“ this child be fierce, ”

“ i ain’t scared of you, i just don’t like ya, ”

“ you wanna fuck with me? ”

“ wanna get fuckin’ shot? ”

“ i just did you the biggest fucking favour of your life, ”

“ i killed him, ”

“ eat something, you’ll feel better, ”

“ what the fuck you crying for? ”

“ i said ‘ do you fucking love him? ‘ huh? ”

“ i think what you did was so . . . romantic, ”

“ i’m sorry if i seem a little tense but you’re the last person in the world that i expected to see this morning, ”

“ ain’t she the sweetest goddamn thing you ever saw in your whole life? ”

“ daddy, nice ain’t the word for this girl, ”

“ she’s a peach, you know? ”

“ she even tastes like a peach, ”

“ you can tell i’m in love with her, can’t you? ”

“ you give me fuckin’ headache, ”

“ you’re your fuckin’ mother through and through, ”

“ you walk in here like a goddamn bulldozer, ”

“ i’m in big fuckin’ trouble, ”

“ stop acting like an infant! ”

“ but what makes you think that i would do that? ”

“ quit fuckin’ around, ”

“ as the sun sets slowly in the west, we bid you a fond farewell, ”

“ i’m a married man, buddy! ”

“ wanna say hello to my better half? ”

“ i’m the antichrist, ”

“ you got me in a vendetta kind of mood, ”

“ you tell the angels in heaven, you never seen evil so singularly personified as you did in the face of the man who killed you, ”

“ you can always take comfort in the fact that you never had a choice, ”

“ there are 17 different things a guy can do when he lies to give himself away, ”

“ no i’m - i’m quotin’ history, ”

“ ‘cause you, you’re part eggplant, ”

“ you’re a cantaloupe, ”

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if there is a new joker film, could this finally be where my dream of seeing christian slater as the joker comes true?

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haha Papa Jones got jokes lol. Nice one, Skeet.