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I think cis people should also be their gender of choice. Like, if you're a man, you should get to really enjoy being a man- have fun with it! If you're a woman, take the parts of womanhood that really deeply make you happy. If being a little androgynous or ambiguous or hidden is the part that really makes you happy, you don't have to be trans for that. If you wanna lean really hard into being femme or masc- do it! You have one life in your body, do what makes you happy. Ditch the stuff you don't like.

My sinister queer agenda is I think that everyone should be the gender they like in the way they like it.

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im a fucking sucker for the “character gets so badly injured that they can’t think clearly and start calling for help in a distressingly vulnerable way.” characters who start using nicknames for their friends they haven’t used since they were kids. characters who start begging for their brother they haven’t seen in years to be there. characters who would usually use their parents’ names or call them mother/father/etc crying out mama when they go down. u understand.

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popular "average monkey learns one new thing a day" statistic incorrect. Curious Georg,

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ok we just laughed until our ribs got tired. Now what

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the song of the summer is once again cut to the feeling by carly rae jepsen. yeah it's mandatory sorry.

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Grammar PSA

the expression you're looking for is reining in. it is NOT reigning in. it comes from horseback riding.

you REIN IN your horse when you pull on the rein to tell him to slow down.

similarly, you GIVE HIM FREE REIN when you loosen your grip on the reins and let him run as fast as he likes.

that's where the metaphor comes from. you can rein in your evil vizier when he proposes a little too much child murder, or you can give him free rein when you need your enemies obliterated and only underhanded treachery will do. but unless he actually pulls off that nefarious coup he's plotting, the only one reigning here is you.

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like i was born in 2000 before chatgpt was even a thought in anyones brain. im going to keep brutalising the em dash. i don't sound like chatgpt. chatgpt sounds like ME

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cant not share this banger that my dad posted in the family whatsapp group

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Happy Star Wars Day! Here’s my other Skywalker Twins comic all in one post!

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I've been using these as illustration warmups for the past five weeks

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IMPORTANT NEWS

Goose nest under the cherry spoon bridge

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hey guys have you ever heard of THE CHARACTER. i’m thinking about THE CHARACTER. honestly can’t even get shit done because i’m thinking about THE CHARACTER. i’m listening to a song and imagining THE CHARACTER. all i know and love is THE CHARACTER

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Reblog and put in the tags if you can remember where you got the shirt you're currently wearing.

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"get a job" "unemployed behaviour" okay but like. girl your ableism