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Notice: You have dislocated your shoulder. Your health has decreased greatly.

Dislocating your shoulder might sound fun but in practice it likely hurts a lot

⚠️TIP: Dislocate your shoulder now to find out!

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am I going crazy or did Quests change their pfp

((Quests changed their PFP. It used to be red.))

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Fujo Out for 27 Years.

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((hi, yeah. it's a lot. right now i just activated a hard reboot so the character of the blog has been killed and restored with no memories.))

@status-updates, founded a gimmick-verse which has since imploded on itself

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10/10

I think I would need to be on at least four different substances to understand what is going on with this blog, but I was at least quite entertained while sifting through the blog.

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do you ever think abt those who followed for funni gimmick and then ended up seeing rp /gen (as in are you ever curious about them)

((oh you mean literally all of them, probably? occasionally.))

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I skimmed over the marriage part.

I had a dream where I had to create a system that would construct all the gimmick blogs and polls out of raw ingredients. Sort of like Factorio, except I was making polls to post instead of science to research.

There were also three new gimmick blogs: a blog dedicated to updates on this tournament, a blog dedicated to detecting skulls, and a blog dedicated to detecting the skull detector blog. The skull detector detector was explicitly an error: there was a small chance you would produce it instead of the skull detector itself.

The person running the updates blog (not me!) got married to the person who was running the skull detector, who deactivated it (as a result, I think?). Then, the person running the updates blog just changed its url to the url of their new spouse's late gimmick blog and started detecting skulls like nothing happened.

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…ah. Well that was a dead end.

[Status Neo walks up to The Oracle’s house in The Mushroom Forest Where It’s Always Night.]

Hello? Anyone here?

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Hmm. That’s exactly what someone who wants me to stop digging into this would say when I should be digging harder.

[Status Neo walks up to The Oracle’s house in The Mushroom Forest Where It’s Always Night.]

Hello? Anyone here?

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Oh god, was I an asshole before I lost my memory? What all happened?

Sure. Whatever.

[Status hands over a pile of gold.]

[Status Neo walks up to The Oracle’s house in The Mushroom Forest Where It’s Always Night.]

Hello? Anyone here?

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Did the fates not tell you that part?

Uh, I was told we have… some relation?

[Status Neo walks up to The Oracle’s house in The Mushroom Forest Where It’s Always Night.]

Hello? Anyone here?

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[Status Neo walks up to The Oracle’s house in The Mushroom Forest Where It’s Always Night.]

Hello? Anyone here?

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I’ll check with this Oracle.

If I'm following these address rights, you should be able to help me. I uh, don't seem to remember much about myself? Just my job, mostly.

Message from Veteran Program: Keep him out of the loop. Embellish if you have to.

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Status? Are you- Ping!

*The message from Veteran Program is received, and Prof reads it.*

You've got to be kidding me.. Status, what did you do?

*He takes a breath*

I.. Yeah. I can help. What are your questions?

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A blog dedicated to updates you say

I had a dream where I had to create a system that would construct all the gimmick blogs and polls out of raw ingredients. Sort of like Factorio, except I was making polls to post instead of science to research.

There were also three new gimmick blogs: a blog dedicated to updates on this tournament, a blog dedicated to detecting skulls, and a blog dedicated to detecting the skull detector blog. The skull detector detector was explicitly an error: there was a small chance you would produce it instead of the skull detector itself.

The person running the updates blog (not me!) got married to the person who was running the skull detector, who deactivated it (as a result, I think?). Then, the person running the updates blog just changed its url to the url of their new spouse's late gimmick blog and started detecting skulls like nothing happened.

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Every human being feels fear! You simply can't face the emotions inside you. You can't face them because you have nothing. No love, no trust… I didn't have anybody to support me at first, either. I couldn't face the fear inside me, couldn't get over the trauma of my past. You think you don't feel fear? Then you're just a coward for running away from yourself. When I had my doubts about myself, I felt like I would collapse under the weight. But I wanted to trust myself. And I knew I could trust my friends to support me. That's why I was able to face my suspicions without hesitation. I know it's hard for someone as unwilling to trust others as you to understand, but people have emotions. It's just a fact of life. And so, people can be weak at times. But that's exactly why people need to trust one another: so they can gain the strength to face themselves when things are at their bleakest. Without trust in others, how can you ever hope to face your fears? You can't outrun yourself! Remove your mask and unleash your emotions! Confront your guilt head-on, with your own, true face!

Oh, so I have whatever this is. Neat. I’m not reading all that.

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An Oracle? That might be useful. I’m sure whatever he hates me for is a small slight that can be reasonably explained and come to an agreement about.

Message from Veteran Program: He survived it? Weird. Probably fine if he goes to him.

And, yeah, I have you. I suppose?

Message from Veteran Program: He doesn’t really know who you are beyond your job description. Also remind me to add some distinction between messages he can and can’t hear.

If I'm following these address rights, you should be able to help me. I uh, don't seem to remember much about myself? Just my job, mostly.

Message from Veteran Program: Keep him out of the loop. Embellish if you have to.

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Status? Are you- Ping!

*The message from Veteran Program is received, and Prof reads it.*

You've got to be kidding me.. Status, what did you do?

*He takes a breath*

I.. Yeah. I can help. What are your questions?

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Message from Veteran Program: No such programs exist.

Did… did you hear that?

So I… have no friends? Or even associates? Damn. I must be a loser.

If I'm following these address rights, you should be able to help me. I uh, don't seem to remember much about myself? Just my job, mostly.

Message from Veteran Program: Keep him out of the loop. Embellish if you have to.

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Status? Are you- Ping!

*The message from Veteran Program is received, and Prof reads it.*

You've got to be kidding me.. Status, what did you do?

*He takes a breath*

I.. Yeah. I can help. What are your questions?

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Classified from… myself? Sure. Whatever.

Right, the Sentries. That sounds familiar.

Do I have any… relations, that I might want to check with?

If I'm following these address rights, you should be able to help me. I uh, don't seem to remember much about myself? Just my job, mostly.

Message from Veteran Program: Keep him out of the loop. Embellish if you have to.

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Status? Are you- Ping!

*The message from Veteran Program is received, and Prof reads it.*

You've got to be kidding me.. Status, what did you do?

*He takes a breath*

I.. Yeah. I can help. What are your questions?