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there should be an alternative to marriage where you just ritualistically vow to have an on-again-off-again relationship for as long as you two shall live

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Everyone in your world can teleport within 10 feet of the person they love the most. Your best friend wonders how you always seem to be there just when they need you.

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Here is a link to the US Restrict Act (commonly known as the TikTok ban) as it is currently written.

Please read the actual bill and share even if you do not live in the United States. The precedents this piece of legislation would set would have far reaching impacts on how the internet is used for everyone in the future.

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GOD FUCKING DAMMIT NOOOO RIOT YOU CAN'T MAKE SETT GAY AND GIVE HIM AND EVELYNN MY FAVORITE SKINLINE I DON'T WANNA BE A LEAGUE PLAYER AGAIN NOIOOOOOOO O O O O O O !!!!

NOOOOOOoOO OO O O O ooOOoooooOOOOO!!!!!!!

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Fondly remembering the time that a cat owner casually entered their calico Maine Coon in a cat fancier’s competition and the judges lost their minds because the cat was 1) male and 2) able to bear children

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so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

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sorry i do really think it’s hysterical that people like harry styles and joe jonas are out there dunking themselves desperately in glitter and wearing little glam rock outfits in an attempt to remain relevant and all gerard way has to do is show up to a gig in his autism comfort jacket, crew socks, combat boots, and a pair of 5-inch inseam shorts and the homosexuals lose their minds. it’s about the ingredient not the seasoning ladies 

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Twitter.com

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If your apology involves degrading yourself, calling yourself shit or insulting yourself, its not an apology, try again.

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Absolutely losing it at this Reddit post

And the update

She buttered Jorts

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I see the original post going around every so often and it saddens me a little that it's never accompanied by this thread explaining why it's completely understandable how a child would arrive at these spellings in accordance with english phonetics

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May the Fourth Be With You

Don’t forget to wear glitter, take your meds, and practice self-care in honor of our dear departed Space Mom.

Blessed Be She Who Drowned In Moonlight, Strangled By Her Own Bra