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Oop—

a serving of mark’s tiddies to start the morning right

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and the saga of stealing each other’s iconic lines begins

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THIS USER LOVES BANG CHAN AND BELIEVES IN OT9 AND 3RACHA

you better reblog or im finna pOST UP

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Jilix - Hyung

A short smut, in which Felix has decided a one day age difference doesn’t justify calling Jisung hyung but Jisung disagrees

Jisung was sick and tired of Felix disrespecting the fact that jisung WAS older than him. He didn’t care if it was only by one day he was still older. So here they were, Jisung fucking Felix’s mouth bc the latter dropped honorifics when addressing Jisung again. “How many times have I told you, I don’t care if I’m only one day older than you, you will call me hyung or you will get punished” Jisung growled through his moans. But secretly Felix didn’t call him hyung anymore because he was starting to like these ‘punishments.’ He loved the spankings he got, the rough fucking, even the orgasm denial. Jisung felt a little bad, especially in times like these, when Felix has tears running down his face, but that wasn’t going to stop him from using Felix over and over until he learned his lesson.

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Jisung: So you like cats?

Minho: Yeah?

Jisung, trying to impress him: *pushes a glass off the table*

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Felix’s freckles reblog if you agree

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I hope Stray Kids are showing abs and lifting shirts because they’re proud and confident in their own skin and not because JYP is forcing them to for this new concept. Like yes Chan we love your tiddies but if you don’t want us seeing them then we love you just as much when they’re under a shirt. 

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that long ass pause when both felix and seungmin didn’t know minho has 3 cats

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minho’s sexy dance

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minho: i just want to be included

minho, after being included: what the hell and fuck

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Boyfriend! Seungmin

A/N: fluff only 😤

General

I don’t really think seungmin is the type to just fall for someone

Like you guys were friends for a while then one day he was just like ‘Woah look at y/n, when did they get so damn beautiful’

And he’d try not to act any differently around you inside the butterflies are raging

And he’d always always tease you, from the time he starts to like you all the way into your relationship

During your relationship he’d always tease you but turn it so sweet

‘Hey y/n what’s that on your face....never mind you’re just beautiful’

Always ruffling with your hair

Tickles you all the tim

Confession

He planned to never tell you his feelings but you had other plans

Like you started to pick up on the little glances he’d give you and how he started to insist on paying for all your meals

Like if you think he makes sure Stay is fed and healthy imagine how extra he’d be with his baby?

And one day you guys are hanging out and laughing with the boys and say something like ‘yeah Seungmin’s been like my little puppy, I swear his got a crush on me’ and ruffle his hair

And you’re half joking half hoping it’s true because you like him just the same

and he turns so red and hides his face ‘y/n stoooooooop’ omg so cute

Which would make everyone stop cuz usually it’s you telling him to stop

‘Wait do you really?’ And he would keep his face hidden but just nod and so you’d just pull his hands from his face ‘minnie I like you too’

And he’d be so happy and excited like when Shoot Me comes on

First Date

Would be so casual about it, probably as soon as he confessed

‘Well if we both like each other then let’s go get dinner Friday and see where this goes, like a real formal dinner’

And when Friday comes he’d be so nervous because it’s the first time you would see him since you both confessed so what if it felt different

And you guys would go to dinner and of course he would pay for you

Then after I feel like he’d take you for a walk through a garden o something super cliché romantic

Seungmin is definitely the type to have gotten you the prettiest bouquet of flowers

‘I know you really love tulips and well they just really reminded me of you’

He’s the type to make sure to drop you off 15 minutes before your curfew to be on good terms with your family

And he’d kiss your forehead before you left the car

First Kiss

I feel like it would happen very naturally with seungmin, but it wouldn’t be for a few weeks because wanted to make sure this is both what you wanted

Like you guys would be laughing and joking around and he’d be just staring at you because he loves he sound of your laugh

And you’d look at him and get a little insecure

And he’d take that moment to softly kiss you on the lips ‘your laugh is my favorite sound’

And hed just pull you close while you continue to joke and have fun

Skinship

I feel like seungmin loves subtle skin ship

Like while you guys are watching movies he’d love having your head resting on his lap so he could play with your hair

When you guys are just having casual conversations with the boys he’d want you say in his lap so he could throw his arms around you

He loves to hold your hand so he can show everyone you’re his in public too

And seungmin is The Forehead Kisser of stray kids

It’s his favorite way to show you love and effection

‘You got the job? I’m so proud of you!!!’ Forehead kiss

‘Hey you don’t need to feel down, you’re so beautiful’ Forehead Kiss

‘Sleep my love, you’ll be sick if you rest well’ Forehead Kiss

You get the point

Saying I love you

Seungmin would probably wait a few months because he’s just so scared to scare you away

And it would start to make you feel like he wasn’t really serious about you guys relationship

So you’d sit and talk to him about it like ‘is this what we want to do? It’s been months seungmin and we’ve been in the same cute little lovey stage this whole time’

And he’d cut you off like ‘yes y/n I’m sure this is what I want. I love you and I want you forever’

And you’d just melt and kiss him because you want him forever too ‘I love you too minnie’

Conclusion

Seungmin would be such a pain in the ass but at the end of the day r loves and supports you no matter what

He really worships the ground you walk on

Always always texts you good morning and goodnight

Don’t hurt his baby though or he will come after you

Seungmin loves you so much and the world definitely will know it

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Boyfriend! Jeongin

A/N: Fluff only 😤

Fuck tumblr for deleting half of this the first time I wrote it

General

So first off

Jeongin would genuinely be such a good boyfriend

He’d be so caring and always make sure you’re happy and taken care of

At first tho he’d be sooo shy around you and be so shaky and avoid eye contact

And the boys would be like ‘awwwww our jeonginnie has a crush’

And he’d get so red and run to his bed and text you all night

Confessing

I feel like one of the boys hyunjin would have to tell you

Because he doesn’t hint well at all

His flirting is literally just him staring at you most of the time

And one day you’d be cold and ask for his sweater bc you’re just as whipped for him

And he’d jump up to get it for you

And he’d just keep staring cuz he thinks you look so beautiful

And you’re just like ????

Is there something wrong

And one of the boys would be like no he’s just whipped for you

And Jeongin would be mortified

Like he’d be so scared you’d hate him now he’d look like he was gonna cry from embarrassment

But then you just go over and sit on his lap and get all cuddled in

And he’d be so relieved and just hold you for the entire time you were there

First Date

He’d want everything to be perfect

He’d really want to impress you I’m talking he bought a new outfit just for the occasion

And the members would totally hype him up when it finally came down to asking you

And he’d text you like’ Hey...do you wanna come over at like 5pm? I don’t really have a plan but...we can make one.....’

And you text him back almost instantly about how excited you are

And then he starts to pace around until Chan literally forces him to stop

And when it was time for you to get there he’d be so nervous asking all his hyungs for advice on how to kiss you and stuff because you know he’d wanna plan that out too

And you get there and he’s just like ‘hey let’s just go get takeout and watch some movies!’

So you walk to your favorite restaurant and he buys you food and you go back to the dorm and eat comfortably

Then it’s moVIE TIME

He’d STARE at the screen because he wouldn’t know how to move in for cuddling or any of it

So you’d have to be the one to make the move and wrap his arms around you

And he’d turn so red but relax a little and pull you so close

And you’d both end up falling asleep, but you would first and he’d wrap you all up in a blanket so you wouldn’t get cold and he’d play with your hair til you fell asleep

And the boys would probably all be in another room giggling and taking 3748375 because it’s so adorable

And then it’d be time for you to go and he’d be so sad and pouty

Which leads me to first kiss snktjdfuejtnbsjy

First Kiss

So yeah he totally would’ve gotten advice from the boys before hand

but you’d be leaving to go home after your first date

And he’d be so sad because he didn’t want you to leave

And as you we’re about to walk out he’d pull you back and just kiss you

It’d be sort of quick but it’d be really sweet and soft

‘Goodnight jeongin’

‘Goodnight y/n’

Then you’d leave and he’d be all smiley for the next two days

Skinship

I feel like jeongin would loveeee skin ship

BUT

It would have to be on his terms

Like when he’s focused on getting his parts right he doesn’t wanna be bothered

But as soon as he’s done practicing watch out

He’s holding you the rest of the night

He always plays with your hair

Lovessss when you fall asleep on him and he basically holds his breathe and traces shapes on your back and shoulders while you sleep because can’t wake his precious angel

And he’d make sure you don’t get too cold or hot

And when you wake up

‘Did you sleep well my love? You looked so peaceful’

Definitely took 284858 pictures of you sleeping

But also likes to be held on occasion

Like when he’s had a particularly rough day he’d come home and just lay on you

Needing you to play with his hair instead this time

I’m hurt

Saying I love you

It’d be spontaneous, probably even an accident

I feel like you’d be really insecure over something and he’d be trying to cheer you up

And nothing would be working because you’re just really in your head that night

And he’s holding you like he always does when you’re upset

And then he just ‘I wish I could make you happy, I love you too much and it hurts me when you’re this sad’

And he’d realize and he’d be like oH SHIT

And you’d just freeze because yOU WHAT

And you literally make him say it because you’re in such shock

And he gently cups your face and looks you in the eyes like

‘I love you y/n. And I hate when you’re sad because you’re my entire world.’

And he kisses your forehead

And you say it back of course

Conclusion

That boy would love you with everything he has

He’d literally never let you go without

And even though his hyungs always tease him, he’d never let that stop him from telling them how much he loves you

Because he really truly loves you