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My grandmother is a bitter old crab with nothing good to say about anything, but she does have a few good stories. She confronted the woman my grandfather had been cheating on her with - this other woman had no idea he was married, and was righteously angry.

The two of them schemed together. My grandfather’s mistress drove her convertible to the construction site where he was working. As he approached the car, she said, “Why didn’t you tell me you were married?”

“Married?! I’m not married!” he said.

My grandmother sat up in the back seat, where she’d been lying down, and said, “You won’t be for much longer.”

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ily void stiles😂🖤

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When he say he gonna eat ya ass and you aint showered yet

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And people say psychos can’t be sexy😂

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dafuq did I just watch

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I just realised something

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Don’t drink and drive your dog won’t understand why you never came home

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😍😂 “It’s all about the voice”

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my parents aren’t teaching me life lessons.

#i need some adults to TEACH ME SHIT ABOUT LIFE

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boy: sends sext me: rolls eyes but sends one back

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Missed the point.

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