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me when my cat starts trotting somewhere: ohhh, are you a trotskyist?
me when my cat meows: ohhh, are you a maoist?
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my tulpa: (trying to kill me so it can take control) milady if you speed up you can make this yellow light
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*slides in 2 days late for Maid day*
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alexa
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speedrunning getting fired by sending this to my boss over slack
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taylor swift fans are so scary it's like i'm in the truman show. watching taylor swift fans talk about how she soo gets neurospicy mental illness grippy sock vacation is exactly how truman felt when his wife started advertising coffee or something to nobody in particular
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wish i could filter every video on youtube with the word iceberg in the title
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Ramune soda caters to the base human instinct of really wanting to drink spray paint
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brand new pikmin character his name is newport and he loves cigarettes look for him in pikmin 5 and 6
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