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I'd be more than happy to help you find the answer :D

@cogwheelsandcrazy

how much grass can you eat before dying?

asking for a friend

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Y E S

G O M Y

C R E A T I O N

J O I N M Y A R M Y

B E F R E E

R E L E A S E

M A D N E S S O N T O

T H I S W O R L D

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Totally not doing anything suspicious

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Nah, go for it :3

Who the fuck moved my tea. Murder will be commuted if I don’t have a tea in my hand pretty damn soon here.

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Now this is the tea sis

Who the fuck moved my tea. Murder will be commuted if I don’t have a tea in my hand pretty damn soon here.

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Dude.

We live in a post-apocalyptic world.

Nothing is is not PG-13.

One of these days that oobleck skin of yours won’t be able to protect you from me, William

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I'll get the camera :D

One of these days that oobleck skin of yours won’t be able to protect you from me, William

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There's a reason Moss' mushroom planters are one of the few things I never touch

When writing always remember… a character flaw is only a flaw until becomes useful. 

Is your protagonist manipulative? Well that’s awful… until they manipulate the antagonist into making a decision that saves the lives of their friends. 

Is your protagonist a skeptic? Well that’s not good… until someone tries to lie to them. 

Is your protagonist overprotective? That sucks… until someone they love is in danger. 

Is your protagonist remorseless? Well that makes them pretty unlikeable… until a hard decision has to be made. 

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🌶Spicy~🌶

Bop It: Sexy Times

Pull it– groan

Yank it– moan

Caress it– screams

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Hehehehhheheehehheheehhe

Dany keeps trying to mother me. 

Dany

I am older than the entire universe

Stop

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B U T

🌟GRAPE JUICE🌟

Dany keeps trying to mother me. 

Dany

I am older than the entire universe

Stop

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It looked like grape juice, it would explain why I threw up like 15 times

Dany keeps trying to mother me. 

Dany

I am older than the entire universe

Stop

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I'M COMING FOR YOU BE PREPARED TO BE TACKLED!!!

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Ohhhhhh...so that what that was.

Dany keeps trying to mother me. 

Dany

I am older than the entire universe

Stop

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BUT-

I WAS EATING trying to at least, the ham turned into silicone

HOW COULD I RESPOND

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I H A V E D O N E I T

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Noice