steammachinee

[steammachinee]

(( @the-whistling-kettle ))

Hello? My nickname is Honey. This is my first time talking to a mythical before but I'm your secret Santa! I have included the following items in this package! I hope you enjoy them all. [the delibird package includes a box of assorted Johto candies!))

THANK YOU FOR THE OFFERING I ACCEPT OBVIOUSLY

I HAVE NOT PREVIOUSLY HAD ASSORTED JOHTO CANDIES BUT I CAN CONFIRM THEY TASTE VERY GOOD REMINDS ME OF A RAGECANDYBAR BUT CHEWIER AND FRUITIER AND REALLY NOT THAT MUCH LIKE A RAGECANDYBAR NOW THAT I THINK ABOUT IT

IF YOU EVER ARE IN NEED OF ANY STEAM RELATED HELP I WOULD BE HAPPY TO GRANT YOU A BOON

[steammachinee]

HAVE U CONSIDERED ADDING SUNGLASSES TO THE UNIFORM SUNGLASSES MAKE YOU COOLER TRUST ME

ALSO DESPITE BEING HUMAN I APPRECIATE YOUR LOVE FOR WATER IT IS COOL OR HOT DEPENDING ON THE GEOTHERMAL ACTIVITY IN THE AREA

DO U HAVE ANY SPECIFIC THOUGHTS ON STEAM BTW NO REASON JUST CURIOUS

[steammachinee]

SITTING IN HOT WATER RN

U SHOULD TRY IT IT IS VERY RELAXING

[steammachinee]

I HAVE FORGONE POSTING ON HERE FOR A WHILE

THIS POST WILL BE AN UPDATE ON WHAT COOL STUFF I HAVE DONE

I FOLLOWED THE MAGIKARP RIVER TO FIND THE GYARADOS TURNS OUT IT WAS A SHINY MILL EVERYDAY I CONTEMPLATE WIPING OUT HUMAN CIVILIZATION

I FREED THE GYARADOS AND THEN THEY HELPED ME BURN DOWN THE STRUCTURE IT WAS ALL MADE OF WOOD I DOUBT THE TREES WERE REPLANTED

I HOPE THE HUMANS RESPONSIBLE PERISHED IN THE BLAZE

THE GYARADOS AND THEIR MANY CHILDREN I MADE A LAKE FOR AND NOW WE ARE NEIGHBOURS

THEY ARE NICE HUMANS ARE NOT THAT IS WHY I HAVE REFRAINED FROM POSTING

HOWEVER OBSERVING HUMANS FROM A DISTANCE MAY HELP IN KEEPING POKEMON SAFE SO I HAVE RETURNED

[steammachinee]

hmmmm... we need a little more holiday cheer on this website of websites! and i need to post more on this account! (sorry everyone, work's been... worse than usual. holidays are always busy for the social media reps, lol)

i propose a rotomblr secret santa! slash discreet delibird, slash sneaky snorunt, et cetera, et cetera.

if you've never done a secret santa, it works like this.

reblog this post to sign up!

once signups are closed, i'll write down the blog URLs of everyone who's joining and use the power of Some Dice I Own to randomly assign everyone a person to get a gift for! (don't worry, i won't say who has who!)

i'll message you with your present target!

get a gift for the person you were given! you could make it, buy it, sneak around on their blog to see what they want, go wild! just make sure not to tell anyone who you've gotten!

on december 23rd (seems like an uneventful-ish date, right?), everyone reveals who they've gotten and pelipper mails them their gift! fun for everyone!

you can sign up until sunday at midnight (//GMT-5)! the gift limit is... uuuh... i don't think we need one. whole several different currencies and universes thing makes that hard. dont buy anyone a new tv or anything and we're fine! gifts will be given on december 23rd (but if you can't be there, feel free to give it before or after!)

//hi! yeah! mini event! will just kinda go basically as told, but feel free to PM me for gift ideas for my characters if youd like. use the tag #rotomblr secret santa if you feel so compelled? feel free to sign up multiple muses! this is just a teeny tiny little thing and i hope you all have fun!

[steammachinee]

[A gift has arrived. It's a plant, from @leafylilpokemon! Please accept an apology for how long it took for the plant to arrive - there was a problem with the post! The plant is: painted cup! A note is enclosed:

"Hey Volcanion, please accept this painted cup plant as a gift! They are both drought resistant and flood resistant, so I thought it might be perfect for a fire-water type like you. Enjoy!" - Lil]

OKAY I JUST GOT BACK FROM FOLLOWING THE MAGIKARP RIVER I WILL POST ABOUT IT LATER IT WAS A WHOLE THING BUT I HAVE BEEN SENT A PLANT

I ENJOY THIS PLANT THE COLORS ARE PLEASANT AND IT IS GOOD TO KNOW I WILL NOT KILL IT ACCIDENTALLY

IT WILL LIVE IN THE STEAM ROOM

PERHAPS I SHOULD GIVE IT A NAME I WILL THINK OF A NAME

[steammachinee]

I HAVE NO STRONG OPINIONS TOWARDS CELEBI WE HAVE NOT MET

THEY DO INDEED RESEMBLE A GREEN ONION THAT IS CAPABLE OF TIME MANIPULATION

DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING MORE ABOUT CELEBI I AM LACKING IN KNOWLEDGE ON THE SUBJECT

I have a question to ask all of you. What're your thoughts and opinions on the mythical Pokemon Celebi? Aka the time, traveling, green onion?

[steammachinee]

HMM I HAVE BEEN CONSIDERING TRYING OUT THIS HUMAN CELEBRATION BUT I WAS NOT AWARE I NEEDED A COSTUME

I WILL HAVE TO CONSIDER MY OPTIONS AS I DO NOT HAVE A HUMAN FORM

PERHAPS I COULD COSTUME MYSELF AS A STYLIZED DEPICTION OF A GHOST TYPE

I WILL HAVE TO FIND A LARGE PIECE OF FABRIC

Why the FUCK is everyone already talking about Halloween???????

BUT, for research purposes, what are your costumes?

I'm gonna go as Bane Teamphobia because it's fucking hilarious dressing up as old man.

[steammachinee]

I HAVE FINISHED MY ANTI MAGIKARP SIGN

NOW TO CONTINUE FOLLOWING THE RIVER UPSTREAM

[steammachinee]

WELL THEN THEY ARE JUST MISSING OUT ON MY AWESOMENESS HOPE THEY GET BETTER SOON

THE REASON I AM NOT FEATURED IN AS MANY HISTORICAL ARTIFACTS HISTORICAL TO HUMANS IS BECAUSE I AM TOO POWERFUL AND COOL TO BE DEPICTED BY MORTAL METHODS

[steammachinee]

YOU SHOULD HAVE STEAM TRAINS STEAM TRAINS ARE REALLY COOL

New project idea for the Hoenn government: trains.

[steammachinee]

SEEMS LIKE SOMEONE IS DEFLECTING

IM MYSTERIOUS AND MYTHICAL A WHISPER IN THE WIND THERE IS DEBATE UPON MY VERY EXISTENCE TO THIS DAY

YOU ARE SIMPLY A NUMBER IN A POKEDEX ANOTHER SO CALLED LEGENDARY DESTINED TO BE CAPTURED IN SOME FOURTEEN YEAR OLDS MASTERBALL TO BE LOCKED AWAY IN A PC FOREVER

BEING KNOWN DOESNT MAKE YOU BETTER IT MAKES YOU BEHOLDEN TO THE WHIMS OF YOUR OBSERVERS

THE REASON I AM NOT FEATURED IN AS MANY HISTORICAL ARTIFACTS HISTORICAL TO HUMANS IS BECAUSE I AM TOO POWERFUL AND COOL TO BE DEPICTED BY MORTAL METHODS

[steammachinee]

VOLCANIONS EPIC TYPE TIER LIST

18 ELECTRIC THEY ARE NOISY AND ZAPPY FOR NO REASON

17 FIGHTING PUNCHING HOLES THROUGH MOUNTAINS IS MY THING THEY COPIED ME

16 POISON BURNING IS A SUPERIOR WAY OF DAMAGING OPPONENTS

15 PSYCHIC THEY THINK THEY ARE SO MUCH BETTER THAN YOU BECAUSE THEY CAN SEE THE FUTURE OR WHATEVER

14 DARK STOP TRYING TO SCARE ME I AM TOO EPIC TO BE SCARED

13 FLYING FLYING IS COOL BUT I COULD TOO IF I SCALDED THE GROUND CONTINUOUSLY

12 BUG THERE ARE SO MANY OF THEM THAT ARE SO DIFFERENT

11 DRAGON HAVENT MET MANY TO BE HONEST

10 NORMAL THEY ARE NORMAL

9 GHOST THEY FREAK OUT HUMANS WHICH IS FUNNY NOT AS EFFICENTLY AS MY FOG BUT IT HELPS

8 GRASS APPRECIATES A GOOD VOLCANIC ERUPTION ONLY AFTERWARDS BUT STILL

7 FAIRY NEVER HAD A BAD EXPERIENCE WITH THEM SHOUT OUT TO CARBINK I THINK THEY ARE UNDERRATED

6 ICE ITS PRETTY COOL HAHA

5 ROCK PROS CAVE HOLE CONS CAVE COLLAPSE ON ME I AM CONFLICTED

4 STEEL TAKE ROCK AND HEAT IT UP TO IMPOVE IT VERY NICE

3 GROUND FELLOW MAGMA ENJOYERS AND VOLCANO FRIENDS

1 FIRE AND WATER THEY ARE BOTH EQUALLY AWESOME AS THEY ARE BOTH EQUALLY ME

[steammachinee]

DESPITE YOUR LACK OF SOLID EXISTANCE YOU ARE SOMEHOW UNCOOL ENOUGH TO BE FEATURED IN ARTIFACTS AND SOUGHT OUT BY HUMANS

THAT IS THE TRUE SKILL ISSUE

THE REASON I AM NOT FEATURED IN AS MANY HISTORICAL ARTIFACTS HISTORICAL TO HUMANS IS BECAUSE I AM TOO POWERFUL AND COOL TO BE DEPICTED BY MORTAL METHODS

[steammachinee]

IT IS TRUE

I AM COOL AND HAVE LITTLE HISTORICAL RECOGNITION THEREFORE I AM TOO COOL TO BE DEPICTED

YOU WOULD NOT UNDERSTAND AS YOU HAVE HAD MANY DEPICTIONS OVER THE MILLENNIA

THE REASON I AM NOT FEATURED IN AS MANY HISTORICAL ARTIFACTS HISTORICAL TO HUMANS IS BECAUSE I AM TOO POWERFUL AND COOL TO BE DEPICTED BY MORTAL METHODS

[steammachinee]

THE REASON I AM NOT FEATURED IN AS MANY HISTORICAL ARTIFACTS HISTORICAL TO HUMANS IS BECAUSE I AM TOO POWERFUL AND COOL TO BE DEPICTED BY MORTAL METHODS

[steammachinee]

I AM KALOSIAN BUT I DO NOT CONFORM TO HUMAN GENDER OR SEXUALITY AND I HAVE BEEN AROUND FOR A LONG TIME SO I CANNOT BE A CHILD

THEREFORE I MUST BE HAUNTED BUT I AM NOT A GHOST TYPE

PERHAPS I AM BEING HAUNTED BY MAGIKARP THERE IS ANOTHER ONE NOW

Every Kalosian on rotomblr is either a lesbian, the world's sexiest twink, a sad child, or haunted