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What we learn from your sign

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What people fail to understand about your sign!

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Technically, the heaviest person in the world is the most attractive person in the world due to gravity

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If a girl doesn’t like you she’ll say she has a boyfriend when she doesn’t, if a girl likes you she won’t say she has a boyfriend even though she does

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When an attractive nurse comes to measure your heartbeat and blood levels, you’ll most likely get inaccurate results.

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Archer: *puts hand on Shirou’s shoulder*

Archer: Listen. I DID mean to make you upset, and I DO think your opinions are shit.

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It would be a cruel fate to know the day and month you die, but not the year.

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SEASON 14, BABY!

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You know, if I wanted to avoid surveillance because I was doing something illegal, which I never have, I would use the maintenance tunnel 6B. Which would put them out… right there.

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okay but look at this angel protecting Scooby 

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Everything that we drink is just some version of flavored water.

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We under appreciate the fact that mosquitos cannot transfer HIV

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Turns out the real April fools joke was the good weather.

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Every pizza is a personal pizza if you cry while you eat it

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