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I still don’t understand it: why they hate us so much. V FOR VENDETTA 2005 | dir. James McTeigue

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Top 10 pieces of media I consumed as a young child that irreparably altered my psyche for the worse. NUMBER ONE:

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DISCRETION👀

how the psychological torture begin. I mean, you wanted them to go public?

Well, suffice to say, they did make Ketheric pay for it...

BONUS:

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Larian I just need a word-

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my favourite tweet abt the 3 chosen

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I lost my mouse's buttplug and I need to tear my whole room apart to find it I cant play games like this!!!

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Old Pencil Sharpener in Action

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Me showing my mutuals from one fandom a blorbo from another fandom knowing damn well they dgaf:

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Elie Saab "Portraits of a Dream" Spring 2025 Haute Couture Collection

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just remembered i had a friend in salt lake who worked in a hotel where they hung up pictures of the tin man to discourage people from having sex

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as a child being told "the moon controls the tides" with no additional explanation was like. oh okay. you want me to believe in magic? you're talking about magic right now? okay. fine

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Would the knight like watching TV with me?

What you should be asking yourself instead is whether you have insurance to cover potential damages. It might take some time for him to understand how TVs work.

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I did a quick stupid doodle on this.

Based on

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PLEASE READ AND REBLOG!!!!!

Put your car keys beside your bed at night. Tell your spouse, your children, your neighbors, your parents, your Dr’s office, the check-out girl at the market, everyone you run across. Put your car keys beside your bed at night. If you hear a noise outside your home or someone trying to get in your house, just press the panic button for your car. The alarm will be set off, and the horn will continue to sound until either you turn it off or the car battery dies. This tip came from a neighborhood watch coordinator. Next time you come home for the night and you start to put your keys away, think of this: It’s a security alarm system that you probably already have and requires no installation. Test it. It will go off from most everywhere inside your house and will keep honking until your battery runs down or until you reset it with the button on the key fob chain. It works if you park in your driveway or garage. If your car alarm goes off when someone is trying to break into your house, odds are the burglar/rapist won’t stick around. After a few seconds, all the neighbors will be looking out their windows to see who is out there and sure enough the criminal won’t want that. And remember to carry your keys while walking to your car in a parking lot. The alarm can work the same way there. This is something that should really be shared with everyone. Maybe it could save a life or a sexual abuse crime.

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