you know how people say soup is round and so it's messed up to put it in a square tupperware? that's how I feel every time I see a square watch
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can i come over and implant false memories of us being childhood friends?
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"you should be at the club" I can't go to the club I'll be in there saying shit like "perchance" and "thrice"
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I hate when I drink all of my drink and there's no drink left. What the fuckkkkkkk. #sickandtwisted
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Iâve never been a real star wars fan but the phantom menace came out when I was 6 and my older brother was 8 so we were absolutely among the target audience and we had toy light sabers & we spent a lot of time playing star wars but my brothers were anakin and obi wan etc. and my best friend was padmĂŠ which meant i had to come up with a star wars oc and since my brother was anakin i decided okay. i would be anakinâs sister.
i made up a backstory that i was his twin sister who also lived on tatooine and i also had latent force potential but qui gon and obi wan didnât even try to meet me even when anakin mentioned me and they left me behind.
this was an utter betrayal to me obviously, like my brother got rescued and i got abandoned and i could have been him and i should have been him. i shouldâve been at his side. i should have gotten training and all else. i should have been a jedi too.
but they didnât even care to meet me. so i had this intense grudge against the jedi and i ended up developing my skills myself and then i grew up and got myself off tattooine and set out on a mission as a rogue force user to kill obi wan.
and 6 year old me really embodied that role. she felt that. so when I was like 25 & rewatched the original star wars trilogy for the first time since childhood, when obi wan came on I was like ugh. I hate that guy. and my friend was like âWHY?â
and I thought about it and realized it wasnât actually his character. I was remembering my childhood self insert oc beef.
Like, sorry you wouldnât get it but obi wan and I have history.
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friend sent me this and ive been steaming over it all day fr
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stop getting so obsessed with fictional dudes like get real. start downloading millions of images of real men with families
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Eclipse of the Sun in Venice in July 8, 1842 by Ippolito Caffi.
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i love seeing cardinals and bluejays together iâm always like âhehe.. evil siblingsâ
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