No Minors | Call me Dae | 26 | He/They 🏳️‍⚧️ | Bi | Canada (Living as a guest on unceded indigenous territory - https://native-land.ca/ ) | AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/StedeBonnit | Recent Obsessions: Ineffable Husbands, OFMD, Dimension 20, Zelda: TOTK, TLOU, Undertale |
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alrEaDY???
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level 32 bed bath and beyond employee just banished me to the fucking beyond
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what you see: haha funney dating sim where you can fuck the furniture!
what you get: loving explorations of things like adhd, alcoholism, ocd, chronic illness, body dysmorphia, toxic relationships, the evils of capitalism and ai. brennan lee mulligan is there
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my hobbies are pining longing yearning desiring craving and umm. wanting
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youre monogamous? oh… it’s ethical, right? ethical monogamy? okay good for you! i mean pretty much every monogamous couple i’ve met didn’t work out but maybe you guys will beat the odds! haha. so is it a sex thing? you guys have sex with- just each other? huh. how does that work? i could never do monogamy, i’m too jealous, i’d worry my partner would leave me for someone else instead of dating us both… how do you deal with the jealousy? is it hard? like, how hard? extremely? do you think you’ll break up? i mean in the long run these things rarely work out,
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I honestly think the original ah lads not again post is the funniest
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It's okay if it takes a little longer than you thought.

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I love when you’re reading multiple fics by the same author and you start to spot all the phrases and adjectives they like to use
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“I want to decompose in a bog” well you clearly don’t know the first thing about bogs. Clout chaser
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People underestimate how much it fucks you up to be subtly excluded as a kid. I would try to talk to my classmates and be met with disinterest or annoyance. The one friend I had, who I clung to and nodded along to his every word, had other friends he liked just as much or more. And his other friends didn’t care for me at all.
I look back at pictures from the time and see how separated I was from them. I remember knowing I was different. I remember posing questions about the world to the girls playing next to me and realizing that they had never asked the same ones to themselves. That the ways we thought couldn’t be more different.
I kept myself amused with my own fanatical stories and musings in my head. I would wander the playground on a circular path, imagining a friend and being sorely disappointed when it didn’t feel as real as I’d hoped.
There was a bubble separating me from everyone else, thin, and nearly invisible, but with a pearly sheen you could catch under the right conditions. I knew it was there, they knew it was there, and it changed me
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tumblr stop recommending me unrebloggable posts. Do you know how sad I got cuz I realized I couldn't reblog this

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