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im always suuuuper chill when i see that service unavailable page
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Stiles: Let's just agree to both say sorry on the count of three.
Stiles: One, two, three.
Derek: ...
Stiles: ...
Stiles: See, now I'm just disappointed in both of us.
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"I know you're bluffing because you have yet to explain how you're getting out of this building."
Leverage Redemption S01E16 The Harry Wilson Job.
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I’m going to make a new font called Times New Bastard
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[texting]
stiles: I have a question for you.
derek: yes, I’d cry if you died.
derek: yes, I’d still love you if you were a worm.
derek: yes, I still love you.
derek: no, I don’t want to break up with you.
stiles: ok, thank you.
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Sheriff Stilinski: *starts locking Stiles in a holding cell to keep him from invading crime scenes*
Stiles: *Manages to free himself every time*
Agent McCall: *locks Stiles in a holding cell in an attempt to intimidate him*
Sheriff Stilinski: So I'll see you at home in an hour?
Stiles: Ten minutes tops. I usually only take longer so I don't make the deputies feel bad
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fuuuuck i just realized that the future idealized version of myself cant exist without current me being the catalyst for change and doing hard things. has anybody heard about this
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Stiles: You know they say that patience is a virtue
Derek: Yeah, well mines a giftcard
Stiles: Meaning what?
Derek: Meaning I'm not sure how much is left on it but we can give it a try
Stiles: Ok
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Just remembering the time @confusinglyamusingly took me to a disused former nuclear bunker in Essex for my birthday and we saw the most ominous fucking sign I’ve ever seen in my life
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my friends don't play monopoly with me anymore because i invented swaps and used them to technically keep people in the game as long as possible while i effectively owned all their properties
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