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The fact that Odysseus, person who is in the top 2 of people who don't want to be there (maybe beaten by Helen depending on how bad Paris acts) has to beat people to stop dissenting is interesting. Maybe he just does it cause he'd fold to any convincing

The Iliad is probably one of the funniest books I ever read

Like I'll be having a not-so-good day, then remember how Hector had given himself an entire pep talk to fight Achilles. He saw Achilles running full speed towards him and proceeds to just book it.

Or when Menelaus got shot by an arrow in like in an ultimately nonfatal spot, and Agamemnon begins prematurely mourning him while he's standing there like 🧍‍♂️” you're scaring the men.”

Or when Odysseus is walking around the camps with a royal scepter and is just beating people with it if he finds them packing or suggesting to leave.

Or when Hector is brainstorming on how to face Achilles and for a moment goes, “Maybe I could talk with him, we’re both princes, we can both be rational, I could reason with him… that's a horrible fucking idea.”

I have more, but these, in particular, really tickle me.

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I may have a suspect

uhh... guys?

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Maybe we’ll get to see the first American pope in history be the first pope to excommunicate the US vice president

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I love Guillermo del Toro.

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instagram: smacmccreanor

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watching Seven Samurai

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why isn't this the mass merchandise that can be found in every store instead of funko pops.

Why is there a duck store?

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they call them A cups cause i go AAAAAAAAAAA put them in my mouth

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Insert loud cheers and Geiger counters making that weird scratching noise

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why is she looking at the back of the picture? is she stuid?

....... how much of my personality was directly influenced by marceline the vampire queen?

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This is true. I was bad at painting 40k mini's and now I'm also bad at painting my nails

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(Seeing a cis straight couple for the first time) I think I’m gonna be sick… What the fuck do you even call this…? Dark Yuri? Unfaggot? Do they have a fucking word for this? (Flashing back to my troubled childhood) Oh my god… This is that Marge and Homer shit isn’t it

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