*orders something on amazon*
Me 5 mins later: where it at tho
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Things that John Oliver has called Trump. Unmute then carry on.
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I’d really like to be taken out tbh. in a date way or a sniper way I have no preference
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Me after one cup of coffee : i am beautiful and fast
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My friend just fucking destroyed her Aunt on Facebook
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calling me “thirsty” isn’t even an insult it’s a known fact
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