tess/tabi ☆ 23 ☆ aromantic ☆ any pronouns ☆ the embodiment of ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ☆ icon by cheugyphobe ☆ header by pookienatalie
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they should invent an apartment that has huge windows but is never too hot and is near everything i like and all my friends but is also quiet when i want it to be and costs zero dollars or perhaps they pay me to live in. and they save it just for me so i dont have to look for it :)
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Americans will really measure in any form of unit huh?




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why are you as an adult watching things at full volume in a public space
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two characters: flirty banter, clearly getting off on the power dynamics between them
people who are scared of going to hell for masturbating: he loves him like a son
me, hauving covid: can he call him that while they fuck
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💄 steith my new beloved
Steve was scared that he was just a missing tooth to Robin. Annoying and maybe painful, sure, but hardly an immediate, urgent problem. The kind of thing you'd get around to but it would be fine if you didn't, if you waited around and dragged your feet and it wouldn't go away or grow back on its own, but if you tried hard enough, you could forget it. He didn't want to be forgotten.
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just met a three month old pomeranian named horchata. her paw was the size of my fingertip. she looked like half a dandelion fluff
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they went out and Eddie had a little bit too much eggnog 🥴
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Knight who cums in his undergarments from being kissed on the hand
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Former living weapon absolutely dominating at laser tag
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i know what this situation needs…explicit fanfiction
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"sorry that probably doesn't make much sense" <- for perfectly intelligible & logical statements relevant to the present conversation
"you get what I mean." <- for unparsable non sequiturs
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So everyone in Hawkins thinks that Steve tried to kill himself, right? He’s got bruises around his neck that look a lot like they were made by rope and Steve can’t exactly say that they were made by mutant hell bats, can he?
Steve hasn’t had that realization yet and thinks everyone that comes into Family Videos is treating him with kid gloves because he has a concussion which, “C’mon, guys. It’s not like this hasn’t happened before.”
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have you guys heard of noodles? that shit is thick or thin depending
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