call me stengel! (he/him, 23) i would die for monster at adventureland
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are you ever like damnnnnnn why cant it be easier
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when me and my boyfriend make meals we have a tradition of sending each other unappetising off-centre photographs of them in poor lighting. we call this "wikipedia food".
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i turned on my supergravity in all four of my pawbs
ID: Orange and white tabby standing on a bed, his four paws are putting dents in the bed
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how do you guys feel about my lock screen
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i was born inside the wii system then i became a real boy i want to go back
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When I was little I had an irrational fear of when you tried to turn off your Windows XP and the screen would gradually turn Grey as you choose which power option to enter

That shit was SCARY!!!
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Underrated Pokémon Series ☆☆☆ Solosis, Duosion and Reuniclus (#577, #578 & #579)
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i know this gets said a lot but theres are some wojack variations that are so extremely strange i genuinely struggle to imagine what possible use they could have served in conversation
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ID: A black text box with a white outline on a black background, in the upper left corner is a compressed picture of @rickybabyboy, the text says "im a little 🟨 cheese boy" the yellow square icon is overlapping the end of the word little a bit
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nobody even talks about how sus it is that 9/11 happened just a couple months after american and united both quietly removed "dont do 9/11" from the pilot guidebook
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hands you a flashbang with the pin removed. hold this for me, okay?
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