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A boring straight world needs far more curls. 💗

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The world needs more houndstooth. 💗

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Bunnies on a mission. 💗

London Bunnies wearing coats over their uniforms, 1966

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Vintage pinup is always in style. 💗

Bob Booth - "Miss-Chievous" - July 1959 Australian Pin-up Calendar Illustration - John Sands PTY, Lt. Co. - American Pin-up Calendar Collection

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Corsets make any outfit wonderful. 💗

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Dita always makes the best effort when she steps out. 💗

some of my favorite Dita Von Teese street style looks!

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Marilyn is never not a reblog. 💗

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Gingham is ever so Stepford. 💗

(via On The Town: Pink Gingham - Ashley Brooke)

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Leopard print is timeless. 💗

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There's always time for more tales from Stepford. 💗

The Grocery Store

Dreaming of living in a Stepford-style world. My value is having babies and being a good, submissive housewife. Here's a story:

I go to the Grocery Store and run into my friend Betty and get into a playful, girly, jealous spat.

We each have two kids and want to, yearn to, need to get pregnant again. In the baby food aisle, our carts knock into each other and it's not long before we're saying how much we miss it.

Betty says that she's sure that she'll get pregnant again first because her Man is so strong, so potent that it won't take long at all. Needless to say, I stand up for my Man.

Betty tries to prove it: How many times has he spanked you this week? Just once, I say. Ha! says Betty, that proves it. My Man has spanked me five times this week. That proves that he's the strongest, most potent man in the neighbourhood. No, I say. It proves that he struggles to keep you in line. My Man is so strong, so potent, that I wouldn't dream of disobeying him. I walk away with a smile on my face, and I feel a little funny in my belly. When I get home, I know I'll have some good news for my Man!

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Curves are forever in fashion. 💗

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There's always time for more houndstooth. 💗

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The 80s did everything so much bigger. 💗

Fabulous 80s hair. 🛼📼

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Is there a better wedding than a bunny wedding? 💗

Tremeloes drummer Dave Munden and London Bunny Andre Wittenberg walking under an arch of Bunny tails after their wedding service, 1969

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Bettie did the best pinups. 💗

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Vintage pinup art was just the best. 💗

Bob Booth - "Rude Awakening" - July 1960 Australian Pin-up Calendar Illustration - John Sands PTY, Lt. Co. - American Pin-up Calendar Collection

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Glamour is Dita's profession. 💗