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THE DAN AND PHIL ‘TERRIBLE INFLUENCE’ GLOBAL LIVESTREAM IS COMING SUNDAY MARCH 23RD live.danandphiltour.com 💙

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dan gifs representing my gender

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whenever i see this pic of dan i rmbr the part in big when he said "the first time since i was a tiny child, i felt safe"

safe :)

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inside of me are two phannies:

1: wow dnp must be really enjoying their break good for them not posting on any platforms :)

2: WTF ARE YOU UP TO I DONT TRUST YOU THE LACK OF NOISE IS SCARING ME

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Us

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they had a busy day ❤️ (happy 10 years fditl my beloved)

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starting a list of things dan has accused us of doing/saying but he was the one who said it first

• calling phil a bottom

• calling himself phil trash n° 1

• taking toilets facing each other joke seriously

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Every time I say a word beginning with f out loud I’m pronouncing it with a ph just so you know

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imagine you are at a café minding your own business, having a coffee and a slice of chocolate cake on the side when suddenly you feel a strange presence creeping up on you. you turn around and see dan howell looming over you with a disgusted look on his face. he grabs your plate of chocolate cake and whispers

don’t you know that phil can’t have chocolate?

he then throws the chocolate cake at your face killing you instantly

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DAN AND PHIL REACT TO PHAN TWITTER 4

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Damn I just want someone to be this obsessed with me lmao 😭🥹

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Phil Lester please buy your husband more funky earrings sincerely a fan of funky earrings and your husband

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love when dan gets jealous of inanimate objects and concepts <3 the golden pig. a pink peg in a life game. a card that mentions three boyfriends. nordvpn.

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Did Dan more likely say “doesn’t matter mate” rather than “doesn’t matter babe”? Yes of course.

Do I think it’s also very likely (and funnier) to imagine they have some sort of fucked up wager where every time Phil messes up that line in a new way that isn’t the way it’s scripted to be messed up Dan gets to call him an increasingly more obvious pet name to torture us?

Also yes.

I only have a sample size of two. But boy am I hoping for a third.

First honey, now babe, what’s next everyone? Place your bets.

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From @/stylesdumbjokes on twitter

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My Spotify wrapped. Can you tell I was hyper fixating?

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Some winter coziness

If you need