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saying I miss a character is so funny I don't even know what I mean. I could engage with the media anytime. i could even read or even WRITE fanfic. but man. i miss the character
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well have you considered that maybe the unstoppable force is in love with the immovable object
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Maladaptive deeply held belief: nobody could ever love me. Im going to die alone
Positive counterthought: maybe someone has an exceptionally rare form of mental illness that would cause them to make the grave mistake of wanting to fuck me
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nesting box, chapter two
From: [email protected] To: [email protected] Subject: Legibility of requisition forms Dear Dr. Upland, please refrain from filling out your requisition forms with a pink glitter pen. It makes them extremely difficult to read. Sincerely, Elphaba Thropp, MD -- Or, Glinda is an overeager dermatology resident with too much time on her hands. Elphaba is a pathology resident who'd rather not deal with dermatologists.
Elphaba Thropp/Galinda Upland. Other Tags: Alternate Universe - Hospital, Institution typical ableism, Work enemies to work friends to friends to lovers, Eventual Smut, Slow Burn, Pining, Additional warnings in author's note
Rating: M
Chapter 2/? up (16.6k words)
Thank you to @festivating, @blackseablacksky, @stephgingrich, @galindatopland, @gayverlyearp, @hotaruyy
Read on AO3 (Ch. 2) ->
Read on AO3 (from beginning) ->
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Be warned I am actually uninteresting and better as an idea
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“let women be straight” no. everyone lez out now
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"I'm just a swirl" -ice cream cone who uses TikTok
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i want devices that are functional and hardy and i want them to last and fuck the rest of the shit i dont need. my ds and 3ds can lie in sleep mode for months if not years and i can pop them open and they've still got two or three bars left. my old phones in high school could go days without a charge. if i leave my nintendo switch on the floor for a few days doing absolutely fuck all nothing i will turn it on and it will cry to me mother i am dying. i am dying mother. and i tell him he'll never be half the man his brother was and he can't hear me because he's dead
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i need the anthropologie felt critter gelphie mouses like i need air
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you're just mad because you're hungry and tired and your legs hurt and you head hurts and you're too hot and you have depression
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Hacks (2021-present) Par for the Course (S03E06)
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most avoidant woman in the world just had me & who in the tags
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