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wait I kinda wanna write this

Im not good at HCs I'm sorry. But, imagine like there being Karlnap, Dnf, and Skephalo (a triple date)

They all go to a carnival together

Or since it's halloween they go to some of those scary theme park stuff

-c

OH MY GOODNESS C YES!! YES YES YES!!

HAUNTED HALLOWEEN HAYRIDE! THEY GO TO A HALLOWEEN FESTIVAL TOO AND AAAAA YESSS PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

I'm so soft for this idea..

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ships I like/ship respectfully

lets go in order

-DESTIEL

-sabriel

-STEREK

-scissac

-alydia

-malira?

-corpsekkuno

-dreamnotfound

-karlnap

-skephalo

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DONT TOUCH ME

ultimate dream team fic list

all fics have been curated by me as of 23/08!

apocalypse/end of world/zombies AU

let the world burn by TheAnonFanOn

minecraft but in real life

manhunt 3v1 (gone sexual) by Anonymous000000000

manhunt (gone sexual… again) by Anonymous000000000

training by Anonymous000000000

all i need is you by KittyKrazy

free the game, beat the end by goatgoatwasfound

allies and more by hiyacaramel (NSFW)

if only i could by enonymous

can we hunt? by yukako

ignore it. by Anonymous

scented smoke from dead by Closeted_Bookworm

the beginning? by amooniesong

manhunts with benefits by carbonbrine

a hero divided by amooniesong

shorts (<1,500)

and you’re gonna be happy by anonymous 

oh my god they were roommates by Rei (Arterra)

august slipped away… ‘cause you were never mine by InAGetawayCar

cold december weather by A_small_cabbage

often i am upset by anonymous

the sound of our love by rampageking

bad movies and purple hickies by dreamnotfound (NSFW)

awkward by 1_800_HOTLINE

don’t change my phone wallpaper by ThatOneWeirdWriter

liar (not on purpose) by rain_morpheus 

a drunk man’s words is a sober man’s thoughts by Zorse_not_here

oh, you little things by samdooodles

chaos by LlamaLamma

dear, hold me by vdearest

cozy by JSparks

the sleep that had finally settled by mwolfeo

sleepy dream by Flandusgirl

I can find comfort in your arms, in the shape of your heart, in the curve of your neck by colourspaz

sleeptalking by giacomettisteve

sorry not sorry by milkteacrystals

meeting for first time (george in florida)

there is more beauty past the surface by colourspaz

day dream by bakedbeanbuild

pancakes for dinner by hendollana

lovesick (the beat inside my head) by meridies

colors of florida by ndestroya

i want you only here and nowhere else by hiyacaramel

happy birthday dream by Moonl1ghtwastaken

the problem wasn’t the plan by jamingbenn

forever would be nice by jbird181

you have got to be kidding me by TheAnonFanOn

7 minutes in heaven, but it’s 7 days in flordia by Ship_On_The_Sea

inhibitions make for interesting situations by Ship_On_The_Sea

night terrors by ggaydennnn (TW)

don’t call me sweetheart (dreamnotfound) by passmethemolly

his butterflies by kumibladder

my beestings by kumibladder

burnt cookies by QueenOfFluff/Ship_On_The_Sea

bread crumbs || dream not found by blinderror

it was only a fic by imagineitdear

meeting for first time (dream in england)

feeling by amooniesong (TW)

how to cuddle 101 by Diamond_Sylvie

take the L by dontrollthedice

earn the W by dontrollthedice 

the consequences of spontaneously flying to a foreign country by caffinefeverdream

i won’t regret it by LateNightMonthly 

chasing snowflakes by passmethemolly

finally intertwined by sapnap

furry shit

a quiet kind of love by 4amsprite

the run by Wolfleap

assassins/killers/FBI agents

you missed by Lilbug

i missed by Lilbug

cowboy/historical

hand in unloveable hand by antsu_in_my_pantsu

thanks, bastards! by antsu_in_my_pantsu 

DnD/fantasy

Chaotic 12 by AkikoKotodame

the dragonborn’s tale by freelyf4llen

protected by Anequa

stream moments/video moments

you deserve better by rocket_pop

minecraft, but every time i take damage, my IQ goes down by rosetalon

pet names by ThatOneWeirdWriter

i found my by Yikes (CoralFlower)

dream hidden in your heart by Yikes (CoralFlower)

stream wars by Lillian_nator

text messages and face reveals by Lillian_nator

sunkissed (butterflies) by SanciaWasTaken

pickup lines by SatanicDoormat

motion sickness by 4amsprite

a nudge in the right direction by dontrollthedice

you love me by Anonymous

yes, mon amour? by Rei (Arterra)

Three Little Words (The Three Times George Stayed Silent, and the One Time He Didn’t) by Nyx93

text fics

[message redacted] by just your average loser 

PWP/NSFW (smut)

sweater weather by iemfo

surprise visit by koomega

surprise visit: the sequel by koomega (TW)

sweet thing by Dream_Not_Found

hanakai disease/other illnesses

but you like her better by Hopefulturtle

i just want to see you happy by chickens_for_AO3

visiting hours by amooniesong 

i’m not ready to say goodbye by NightRiser

forget-me-not by rain_morpheus

college/university/high school AUs

patches of pink by isleofdreams

you’re killing me, maybe by sapnap

meet cute/coffee shop AU

little coffee shops in big cities by Ships_On_The_Sea

dream SMP war

war by Moonl1ghtwastaken

video game AUs (the last of us)

the way you look tonight by NightRiser

the stars are out tonight by Chicken_Nuggets800

soulmate AUs

soul swapped by raquelli

off-script by mini_puffs 

00:00:00 by isleofdreams

bloom in the ocean of withering flowers by lazy_kitkat

spoiler alert by mini_puffs

social media AUs

current location by hendollana

other (no category)

sometimes it ends by giacomettisteve

the inconsistency of nothingness by icycas

the way the daisies flow in the wind (dont let the fire rescind) by Anonymous

What? by Anonymous 

heavenstruck by dontrollthedice

limbo by isleofdreams

in your dreams by dontrollthedice

dreams come true by dontrollthedice 

the mask by TheStarvingWriter

never seen your face (until you disappeared) by rubber_duck 

the chocolate raisin production line by dontrollthedice 

roommates (living together)

am i dreaming (dreamnotfound) by Salsablock

[steponmefather]

just gonna reblog this for future reference

So, let me guess– you just started a new book, right? And you’re stumped. You have no idea how much an AK47 goes for nowadays. I get ya, cousin. Tough world we live in. A writer’s gotta know, but them NSA hounds are after ya 24/7. I know, cousin, I know. If there was only a way to find out all of this rather edgy information without getting yourself in trouble…

You’re in luck, cousin. I have just the thing for ya.

It’s called Havocscope. It’s got information and prices for all sorts of edgy information. Ever wondered how much cocaine costs by the gram, or how much a kidney sells for, or (worst of all) how much it costs to hire an assassin?

I got your back, cousin. Just head over to Havocscope.

((PS: In case you’re wondering, Havocscope is a database full of information regarding the criminal underworld. The information you will find there has been taken from newspapers and police reports. It’s perfectly legal, no need to worry about the NSA hounds, cousin ;p))

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if your dom is older you call him daddy, but what if he’s younger? what am i supposed to call a hot attractive dom who is younger than me?

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GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS THIS WAS POSTED ONE HOUR AGO HOLY SHIT. STEREK OR HOBRIEN CONFIRMED?????? IWEJNJDFN WHATTTT

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why am I crying though

Because you could have loved me forever, and maybe in another universe, I let you. (x)

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WHEN DYLAN PRACTICALLY HOLDS HOECHS HAND THO

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nothing on my blog has ever and will ever be more true

At my funeral I want Jeff Davis to lower me into my grave so he can let me down one last time.

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Top 20 Sterek Scenes (as voted by my followers):

#3 - There’s a lot of myths, about how people can be turned into a werewolf. Usually a bite, there’s one about rain water. Drinking rainwater out of the puddle of a werewolf’s print. There’s another one. [Can you get turned by a scratch?]

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holy shit he’s a god

Tyler Hoechlin by Nathan Seabrook, 2016 [x]

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Destiel Playlist

1. I cant help falling in love with you | Elvis Presley

2. Take me to church | Hozier

3. Wonderwall | oasis

4. When i’m gone | 3 Doors Down

5. Your Guardian angel | The Red Jumpsuit apparatus

6. Wallflowers | The chaingang of 1974

7. Ocean eyes | Billie eilish

8. Somebody to love | Queen

9. Easy | Commodores

10. You da one | Rihanna

11. Island in the sun | Weezer

12. Shoop | Salt-N-Pepa

13. I touch myself | Divinyls

14. Happy together | The Turtles

15. It’s gotta be you | Isaiah

16. Howlin’ for you | The black keys

17. Anthem of the angels | Breaking Benjamin

18. Touch me | The doors

19. Bad Things | Jace Everett

20. Cinema | Benny Benassi

21. Drop dead legs | Van Halen

22. Burnin’ for you | Blue oyster cult

23. Sunshine of your love | Cream

24. Earth angel | The penguins

25. Angel Baby | Rosie and the originals

26. Angel with a shotgun | The Cab

27. Trench Coat Angel | Tyler Ward

28. Angel | Aerosmith

29. The Other Side | Ruelle

30. Halo | Beyonce

31. All time low | Jon Bellion

32. A teenager in love | Dion & the belmonts

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ENJOY!

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Gabriel: Guiltypersonsaywhat

Defendant: huh?

Gabriel, muttering under his breath: fuck, he’s good

If Gabriel had been in law school with Sam

Gabriel: I have one question for the defendant. Guiltypersonsayswhat?

Defendant: What??

Gabriel: I did it guys, he’s going to jail

Sam: Oh my fucking god