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"There’s an art to being a hater. It takes a certain discipline. You cannot waiver when the going gets tough, when it feels as though the tides are turning. You must hold strong. Allow the hate to flow through you, as Emperor Palpatine would say."

Read our #VegasBorn recap here.

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well i want to be kind so :)

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you don't have to be, it's fine

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i just hope you feel better soon

remember that you are loved!

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aww..... 💜💜💜 you don't have to be so kind anon, I don't deserve that hahaha

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yeah and its SO much fun. my cousin bought the vr set over and ive been playing all day. sadly it ran out of battery so i cant play now😭

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oh, that sounds like so much fun! I'm glad you had a nice day :)

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well okay i’ll let it be. but im interested anyway

ive been playing beatsaber all day help

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haha dw :) I kinda want to see if I can get it its own support on its own - if that makes sense? but it also relies on submissions and ahhhh-

ooh, beatsaber is the game where you go swish swish and music and stuff right?

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and whats the sideblogs about??

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bit of an impulse sideblog making tbh. not 100% sure if I want to reveal it, given it's supposed to be anonymous, but it's something that might help some people? I dunno. it's awkward to talk about and not reveal it, but I don't know if it's a good idea to reveal it, but also it's probably gonna get zero interaction anyway haha.

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oh im sorry :( it must suck ass. take a break if you need!

omg MORE sideblogs???

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I really can't afford to take much more of a break than I already have these past few days, but I am trying to nap it off some more. just feel shitty all around.

ain't THAT a mood I know I'm so so bad at keeping them up but yeah :) a new new one! hopefully it's a little less work than some of the other ones...

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hellooo

how we doin today :)

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hi goose anon!!!

doing okay, I think. still sick. still wanna cry about it. still got way too much thesis work to do. and extra fic asks to answer. and a lot of shit that needs doing and -

um... I started a new sideblog? so that's neat.

tired as hell though :( kinda wanna just nap about it some more :(

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pasta a la erik karlsson

THE INGREDIENTS: pasta. alfredo. meat sauce. raw (red) onion. hot sauce (cholula, judging by the video). ketchup (heinz, i think?). a little salt and pepper.

THE RECIPE: boil pasta, chop the onion, serve with all sauces. eat and not die.

hi my name is emily and welcome to jackass

instead of liveblogging this process, i'm just going to add my thoughts to one big post to make it cleaner <3

6:48 pm: the pasta is boiling. i keep looking over at the Pile of Sauces and giggling. i have whispered "what the fuck" to myself a few times now. i'm cooking the whole box, because we're all having spaghetti tonight, but i'm the only one brave enough to try... This

6:54 pm: erik did not mention this as part of the meal but i poured myself a glass of rose. the onion has been chopped. i tried to get them chunky to match the video but that's like too much man, at least have your onions DICED why are they in CHUNKS ERIK

7:05 pm: writing these time stamps i'm realizing i'm a slow cooker because i keep getting distracted by my playlist (rn it's rebel rebel by david bowie). i am starting the alfredo sauce and it's sinking in that i'm about to actually. eat this. like a few bites, there's no way i'm eating this whole plate (this is NOT foreshadowing)

7:07 pm: i almost panicked because i didn't think i had enough milk for the alfredo but surprise, i had EXACTLY enough. this is a good omen.

7:15 pm: everything is done, i am just waiting for the meat sauce to warm up. i'm still whispering "what the fuck to myself".

7:21 pm: it's time. to assemble.

i grabbed a small plate, but i'm realizing. maybe i should have grabbed less. this is revolting. and i'm not even done adding things

added and mixed. i'm laughing. erik eats this. before every game? it overwhelmingly smells like cholula which is fine but oh my god. oh my god? no. no. this poor man's stomach. oh my god

7:30 pm: i've put it off. it's time to take a bite

IT'S JUST. IT'S JUST A LOT OKAY. THIS IS A LOT OF FLAVOR AND NONE OF IT REALLY GOES TOGETHER? it's like way too acidic. biting into a red onion is a terrible surprise. it's too saucy and it doesn't feel Good in my stomach, like i have taken two bites and it's settled so heavily already. okay no three bites. it's... it's just upsetting. this is an upsetting experience. what the fuck is wrong with you erik karlsson. you eat this and then you go and play professional hockey?

FOUR BITES IN AND IT DOES NOT GET BETTER. why does he do this to himself like can we send someone to check on him fr i am genuinely concerned about this man like i made this meal for the bit but he willingly does this to himself?????? 82 games a season???????

IN CONCLUSION: i managed five (5) bites. they were all bad. don't make this. someone arrest erik karlsson immediately i am so serious.

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