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Like, you'd think teams would be able to do something about ovi standing at the spot at this point. It's been 19 years and he's as gray as a wolf. That old man's hips gave out 3 years ago and he's still gonna put up 30, half of which are gonna be from the top of the circle on the power play. Top of the circle power play goal from Ovechkin. Sun rose in the east today i'm guessing? Oh, and it's gonna set in the west, too, I bet. Entire hockey players have been born trained and drafted in that time and we still don't know what to do about that fuckass yellow skatelaces refrigerator-sized piece of dubiously sourced Russian beef just standing in his little spot with his little stick in the air. But that's just how it be on this bitch of an earth
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spiritually i am shaking markstromes hand. by god that man was frustrating to play against. if he was any less brilliant we would’ve won in regulation. just phenomenal
he did so good. i am giving him a gun to shoot any skater he finds deserves it. he can start with mercer (beloved) for that stupid double minor...
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HE DESERVED SO MUCH BETTER 😭😭😭 i love you and i am also holding the marky :(
mmy markstrom........
bitimg your hand and sobbing misterably..
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flyers subreddit user : this organization is a JOKE. every time we get the opportunity to meat grind a guy in our big meat grinder we fail to do it. grind his FUCKING meat, for christ’s sake.
canucks subreddit user: A friend of mine goes to the same psychiatrist as Aquilini (don’t ask, my friend is really private) and due to the experiences they’ve had with this office prescribing them anti-depressants I think we can safely assume Aquilini will never build us a practice rink. But hypothetically Van zoning laws mean that if we get a practice facility classified as a church it could fall under C-3: O. Churches and related facilities. Related facilities do not include day care facilities, schools (kindergarten through twelfth grade), and rectories, convents, parsonages or ministers’ residences…
sharks subreddit user: It’s A Beautiful Day To Rep Our Sharkies! Check My Fit 😎😎 took my girl out to dinner wearing my Celebrini jersey and got a few high fives. feeling pretty good about my purchase! thanks for everyone who helped me decide on a color in my other thread. Go Sharks!!!!!!!!!
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© Rich Graessle
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for two teams that don't seem to have many fans on tumblr this jets-blues series is fucking amazing. highly recommend.
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Even little Nikita had such deep eyes ❤️🩹
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actually fuck it.
reblog this post if your blog is a safe space for fans of all teams (yes, even the "evil" ones) and you don't crash out and wish harm upon opposing players for winning a hockey game (yes, even the "evil" ones) and you don't proudly proclaim that fans of teams you don't like aren't welcome (yes, even the "evil" ones) and you're just generally a normal fuckin person who understand that there is no moral high ground in sports 99% of the time
i just wanna follow normal fuckin people for once.
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can i stop watching people i follow post things implying mark stone deserved to get hurt
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helloooo stereeeeaaaaax!!!!! today i went to the library and went to peruse their selection of cds and as i was shuffling through them i went OMG!!!!!! stereax my good friend stereax what are you doing in here at my library cd collection display..... Any Ways i have checked out revolution radio on the cd and will listen to it at some point in the near future :)
love, oensible xoxo
p.s. happy devils W day we are popping theee fattest bottles for nemo double ot GOAT day🍾🍾🍾
OH!!!!! ANGELS AT YOUR LOCAL LIBRARY........... 📻🪽🔥.................... HIDING IN YUOR CDS...........................
I hope you enjoy it! Revolution Radio is a terribly underrated album in MY opinion, in part because it's not that well known, sadly. But! I love it :> and I think about it oftens :>
simo nemo goat REAL!!! love heem........
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I've literally never had a bad thought about simon nemec before, he's only ever brought light and joy to my life
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(A mistrial is a trial that is not successfully completed due to a significant error or problem that prevents a fair verdict from being reached.)
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