sternsalcove

[sternsalcove]

The way that I literally said I'm a completely different person...but if you're asking why Stern won't shut up about them, ask her when she gets back (⁠^⁠.⁠_⁠.⁠^⁠)⁠ﾉ

Dear Reader or whatever,

Listen up. Stern isn't going to be around for a while so you're stuck with me, Em. And boy do I have news for you?

So you know that obnoxiously perfect little pair, Evans and Snape? Of course, you do. Stern practically salivates over them. They're probably gonna break up.

I've always said it, they don't work well together. I mean, Snape is a workaholic with practically no romantic bone in their body, and Evans is just too sweet of a gal. Too forgiving — who in their right mind doesn't break up with someone after they failed to show up to your loved one's funeral?

Snape has to be guilt-tripping her or something, this is capital NUTS. Break or not, I am so waiting for a crack in the porcelain or downfall.

@miss-lily-evans-potter , @bellatrix-carina-black , @fartybartyjunior , @cissa-swans , @marylicious , @gorgeous-golden-gilderoy , @hestia-farida-jones , @acelovesremuslupin , @sunshine-and-rosiers , @little-star-regulus , @w-o-r-m-t-a-i-l , @prongspotter-s , @xenophilius-the-strange , @bitterandbruisedsev , @blacksheepoftheblackfamily , @moony-lupin-rjl , @dorcas-loves-the-sea

[sternsalcove]

Wow, using my way of speech because you couldn't come up with anything original...is everyone here uncreative? I'm not attention-seeking either. If I'm attention seeking for doing this as I was asked, then take that insult up to the big girl herself, Stern.

I would fucking love to be anywhere else but here, but the money is good and I enjoy pissing people off. Don't get so sensitive about it (⁠ ⁠･ั⁠﹏⁠･ั⁠)!?

Dear Reader or whatever,

Listen up. Stern isn't going to be around for a while so you're stuck with me, Em. And boy do I have news for you?

So you know that obnoxiously perfect little pair, Evans and Snape? Of course, you do. Stern practically salivates over them. They're probably gonna break up.

I've always said it, they don't work well together. I mean, Snape is a workaholic with practically no romantic bone in their body, and Evans is just too sweet of a gal. Too forgiving — who in their right mind doesn't break up with someone after they failed to show up to your loved one's funeral?

Snape has to be guilt-tripping her or something, this is capital NUTS. Break or not, I am so waiting for a crack in the porcelain or downfall.

@miss-lily-evans-potter , @bellatrix-carina-black , @fartybartyjunior , @cissa-swans , @marylicious , @gorgeous-golden-gilderoy , @hestia-farida-jones , @acelovesremuslupin , @sunshine-and-rosiers , @little-star-regulus , @w-o-r-m-t-a-i-l , @prongspotter-s , @xenophilius-the-strange , @bitterandbruisedsev , @blacksheepoftheblackfamily

[sternsalcove]

Exactly why I said it had flavor

I love to feast on people's issues, like. Hello? My job? Right there above you? YUMMY

Dear Reader or whatever,

Listen up. Stern isn't going to be around for a while so you're stuck with me, Em. And boy do I have news for you?

So you know that obnoxiously perfect little pair, Evans and Snape? Of course, you do. Stern practically salivates over them. They're probably gonna break up.

I've always said it, they don't work well together. I mean, Snape is a workaholic with practically no romantic bone in their body, and Evans is just too sweet of a gal. Too forgiving — who in their right mind doesn't break up with someone after they failed to show up to your loved one's funeral?

Snape has to be guilt-tripping her or something, this is capital NUTS. Break or not, I am so waiting for a crack in the porcelain or downfall.

@miss-lily-evans-potter , @bellatrix-carina-black , @fartybartyjunior , @cissa-swans , @marylicious , @gorgeous-golden-gilderoy , @hestia-farida-jones , @acelovesremuslupin , @sunshine-and-rosiers , @little-star-regulus , @w-o-r-m-t-a-i-l , @prongspotter-s , @xenophilius-the-strange , @bitterandbruisedsev , @blacksheepoftheblackfamily

[sternsalcove]

It was genuinely depressing to find out. What the hell do they mean... casserole? Who likes CASSEROLE? It's the most bland, uninteresting, and basic meal. At least the tacos have flavor.

Dear Reader or whatever,

Listen up. Stern isn't going to be around for a while so you're stuck with me, Em. And boy do I have news for you?

So you know that obnoxiously perfect little pair, Evans and Snape? Of course, you do. Stern practically salivates over them. They're probably gonna break up.

I've always said it, they don't work well together. I mean, Snape is a workaholic with practically no romantic bone in their body, and Evans is just too sweet of a gal. Too forgiving — who in their right mind doesn't break up with someone after they failed to show up to your loved one's funeral?

Snape has to be guilt-tripping her or something, this is capital NUTS. Break or not, I am so waiting for a crack in the porcelain or downfall.

@miss-lily-evans-potter , @bellatrix-carina-black , @fartybartyjunior , @cissa-swans , @marylicious , @gorgeous-golden-gilderoy , @hestia-farida-jones , @acelovesremuslupin , @sunshine-and-rosiers , @little-star-regulus , @w-o-r-m-t-a-i-l , @prongspotter-s , @xenophilius-the-strange , @bitterandbruisedsev , @blacksheepoftheblackfamily

[sternsalcove]

Ugh, like what?

Dumbledore was seen with a guy from the school board who has a wife and kids? Orrr, the fact that the school is trying to take away taco Tuesdays and replace it with the whitest block of casserole I've ever seen?

Dear Reader or whatever,

Listen up. Stern isn't going to be around for a while so you're stuck with me, Em. And boy do I have news for you?

So you know that obnoxiously perfect little pair, Evans and Snape? Of course, you do. Stern practically salivates over them. They're probably gonna break up.

I've always said it, they don't work well together. I mean, Snape is a workaholic with practically no romantic bone in their body, and Evans is just too sweet of a gal. Too forgiving — who in their right mind doesn't break up with someone after they failed to show up to your loved one's funeral?

Snape has to be guilt-tripping her or something, this is capital NUTS. Break or not, I am so waiting for a crack in the porcelain or downfall.

@miss-lily-evans-potter , @bellatrix-carina-black , @fartybartyjunior , @cissa-swans , @marylicious , @gorgeous-golden-gilderoy , @hestia-farida-jones , @acelovesremuslupin , @sunshine-and-rosiers , @little-star-regulus , @w-o-r-m-t-a-i-l , @prongspotter-s , @xenophilius-the-strange , @bitterandbruisedsev , @blacksheepoftheblackfamily

[sternsalcove]

But I can act like I'm superior because someone told me to be here! Why not? And it's one person whom you don't know against a very large number of other people. Love the enthusiasm though

Dear Reader or whatever,

Listen up. Stern isn't going to be around for a while so you're stuck with me, Em. And boy do I have news for you?

So you know that obnoxiously perfect little pair, Evans and Snape? Of course, you do. Stern practically salivates over them. They're probably gonna break up.

I've always said it, they don't work well together. I mean, Snape is a workaholic with practically no romantic bone in their body, and Evans is just too sweet of a gal. Too forgiving — who in their right mind doesn't break up with someone after they failed to show up to your loved one's funeral?

Snape has to be guilt-tripping her or something, this is capital NUTS. Break or not, I am so waiting for a crack in the porcelain or downfall.

@miss-lily-evans-potter , @bellatrix-carina-black , @fartybartyjunior , @cissa-swans , @marylicious , @gorgeous-golden-gilderoy , @hestia-farida-jones , @acelovesremuslupin , @sunshine-and-rosiers , @little-star-regulus , @w-o-r-m-t-a-i-l , @prongspotter-s , @xenophilius-the-strange , @bitterandbruisedsev , @blacksheepoftheblackfamily

[sternsalcove]

There's no pretending, sorry...I don't know who you are and you don't know who I am... therefore there is no reason for me to care.

Thanks?

Dear Reader or whatever,

Listen up. Stern isn't going to be around for a while so you're stuck with me, Em. And boy do I have news for you?

So you know that obnoxiously perfect little pair, Evans and Snape? Of course, you do. Stern practically salivates over them. They're probably gonna break up.

I've always said it, they don't work well together. I mean, Snape is a workaholic with practically no romantic bone in their body, and Evans is just too sweet of a gal. Too forgiving — who in their right mind doesn't break up with someone after they failed to show up to your loved one's funeral?

Snape has to be guilt-tripping her or something, this is capital NUTS. Break or not, I am so waiting for a crack in the porcelain or downfall.

@miss-lily-evans-potter , @bellatrix-carina-black , @fartybartyjunior , @cissa-swans , @marylicious , @gorgeous-golden-gilderoy , @hestia-farida-jones , @acelovesremuslupin , @sunshine-and-rosiers , @little-star-regulus , @w-o-r-m-t-a-i-l , @prongspotter-s , @xenophilius-the-strange , @bitterandbruisedsev , @blacksheepoftheblackfamily

[sternsalcove]

Incorrect! Stern asked me. I didn't want to be here, it's already boring as hell. You're all tasteless, it's almost painful

Dear Reader or whatever,

Listen up. Stern isn't going to be around for a while so you're stuck with me, Em. And boy do I have news for you?

So you know that obnoxiously perfect little pair, Evans and Snape? Of course, you do. Stern practically salivates over them. They're probably gonna break up.

I've always said it, they don't work well together. I mean, Snape is a workaholic with practically no romantic bone in their body, and Evans is just too sweet of a gal. Too forgiving — who in their right mind doesn't break up with someone after they failed to show up to your loved one's funeral?

Snape has to be guilt-tripping her or something, this is capital NUTS. Break or not, I am so waiting for a crack in the porcelain or downfall.

@miss-lily-evans-potter , @bellatrix-carina-black , @fartybartyjunior , @cissa-swans , @marylicious , @gorgeous-golden-gilderoy , @hestia-farida-jones , @acelovesremuslupin , @sunshine-and-rosiers , @little-star-regulus , @w-o-r-m-t-a-i-l , @prongspotter-s , @xenophilius-the-strange , @bitterandbruisedsev , @blacksheepoftheblackfamily

[sternsalcove]

Okayyy??? Like...

Okay? Opinions matter I guess? Wtf are you telling ME for? Idc :|

Dear Reader or whatever,

Listen up. Stern isn't going to be around for a while so you're stuck with me, Em. And boy do I have news for you?

So you know that obnoxiously perfect little pair, Evans and Snape? Of course, you do. Stern practically salivates over them. They're probably gonna break up.

I've always said it, they don't work well together. I mean, Snape is a workaholic with practically no romantic bone in their body, and Evans is just too sweet of a gal. Too forgiving — who in their right mind doesn't break up with someone after they failed to show up to your loved one's funeral?

Snape has to be guilt-tripping her or something, this is capital NUTS. Break or not, I am so waiting for a crack in the porcelain or downfall.

@miss-lily-evans-potter , @bellatrix-carina-black , @fartybartyjunior , @cissa-swans , @marylicious , @gorgeous-golden-gilderoy , @hestia-farida-jones , @acelovesremuslupin , @sunshine-and-rosiers , @little-star-regulus , @w-o-r-m-t-a-i-l , @prongspotter-s , @xenophilius-the-strange , @bitterandbruisedsev , @blacksheepoftheblackfamily

[sternsalcove]

SsiiGHHHH

Okay. If Stern says that you guys need a longer break, then suuureeeee! Don't expect the whole world to bow to you just because of that moving display of concern, it doesn't affect me at all!

Dear Reader or whatever,

Listen up. Stern isn't going to be around for a while so you're stuck with me, Em. And boy do I have news for you?

So you know that obnoxiously perfect little pair, Evans and Snape? Of course, you do. Stern practically salivates over them. They're probably gonna break up.

I've always said it, they don't work well together. I mean, Snape is a workaholic with practically no romantic bone in their body, and Evans is just too sweet of a gal. Too forgiving — who in their right mind doesn't break up with someone after they failed to show up to your loved one's funeral?

Snape has to be guilt-tripping her or something, this is capital NUTS. Break or not, I am so waiting for a crack in the porcelain or downfall.

@miss-lily-evans-potter , @bellatrix-carina-black , @fartybartyjunior , @cissa-swans , @marylicious , @gorgeous-golden-gilderoy , @hestia-farida-jones , @acelovesremuslupin , @sunshine-and-rosiers , @little-star-regulus , @w-o-r-m-t-a-i-l , @prongspotter-s , @xenophilius-the-strange , @bitterandbruisedsev , @blacksheepoftheblackfamily

[sternsalcove]

Oh I am so deleting this post.

Dear Reader or whatever,

Listen up. Stern isn't going to be around for a while so you're stuck with me, Em. And boy do I have news for you?

So you know that obnoxiously perfect little pair, Evans and Snape? Of course, you do. Stern practically salivates over them. They're probably gonna break up.

I've always said it, they don't work well together. I mean, Snape is a workaholic with practically no romantic bone in their body, and Evans is just too sweet of a gal. Too forgiving — who in their right mind doesn't break up with someone after they failed to show up to your loved one's funeral?

Snape has to be guilt-tripping her or something, this is capital NUTS. Break or not, I am so waiting for a crack in the porcelain or downfall.

@miss-lily-evans-potter , @bellatrix-carina-black , @fartybartyjunior , @cissa-swans , @marylicious , @gorgeous-golden-gilderoy , @hestia-farida-jones , @acelovesremuslupin , @sunshine-and-rosiers , @little-star-regulus , @w-o-r-m-t-a-i-l , @prongspotter-s , @xenophilius-the-strange , @bitterandbruisedsev , @blacksheepoftheblackfamily

[sternsalcove]

Pffbt— WEIRDOS! YOU'RE ALL WEIRDOSSS!! HOW DOES STERN TOLERATE YOU PEOPLE?!

ugHH (⁠ᗒ⁠ᗩ⁠ᗕ⁠)

Dear Reader or whatever,

Listen up. Stern isn't going to be around for a while so you're stuck with me, Em. And boy do I have news for you?

So you know that obnoxiously perfect little pair, Evans and Snape? Of course, you do. Stern practically salivates over them. They're probably gonna break up.

I've always said it, they don't work well together. I mean, Snape is a workaholic with practically no romantic bone in their body, and Evans is just too sweet of a gal. Too forgiving — who in their right mind doesn't break up with someone after they failed to show up to your loved one's funeral?

Snape has to be guilt-tripping her or something, this is capital NUTS. Break or not, I am so waiting for a crack in the porcelain or downfall.

@miss-lily-evans-potter , @bellatrix-carina-black , @fartybartyjunior , @cissa-swans , @marylicious , @gorgeous-golden-gilderoy , @hestia-farida-jones , @acelovesremuslupin , @sunshine-and-rosiers , @little-star-regulus , @w-o-r-m-t-a-i-l , @prongspotter-s , @xenophilius-the-strange , @bitterandbruisedsev , @blacksheepoftheblackfamily

[sternsalcove]

...

You done?

Dear Reader or whatever,

Listen up. Stern isn't going to be around for a while so you're stuck with me, Em. And boy do I have news for you?

So you know that obnoxiously perfect little pair, Evans and Snape? Of course, you do. Stern practically salivates over them. They're probably gonna break up.

I've always said it, they don't work well together. I mean, Snape is a workaholic with practically no romantic bone in their body, and Evans is just too sweet of a gal. Too forgiving — who in their right mind doesn't break up with someone after they failed to show up to your loved one's funeral?

Snape has to be guilt-tripping her or something, this is capital NUTS. Break or not, I am so waiting for a crack in the porcelain or downfall.

@miss-lily-evans-potter , @bellatrix-carina-black , @fartybartyjunior , @cissa-swans , @marylicious , @gorgeous-golden-gilderoy , @hestia-farida-jones , @acelovesremuslupin , @sunshine-and-rosiers , @little-star-regulus , @w-o-r-m-t-a-i-l , @prongspotter-s , @xenophilius-the-strange , @bitterandbruisedsev , @blacksheepoftheblackfamily

[sternsalcove]

Ugh...

Why do you intimidate me? Shit, whatever. Just ask your friend or something in private, gosh!

Dear Reader or whatever,

Listen up. Stern isn't going to be around for a while so you're stuck with me, Em. And boy do I have news for you?

So you know that obnoxiously perfect little pair, Evans and Snape? Of course, you do. Stern practically salivates over them. They're probably gonna break up.

I've always said it, they don't work well together. I mean, Snape is a workaholic with practically no romantic bone in their body, and Evans is just too sweet of a gal. Too forgiving — who in their right mind doesn't break up with someone after they failed to show up to your loved one's funeral?

Snape has to be guilt-tripping her or something, this is capital NUTS. Break or not, I am so waiting for a crack in the porcelain or downfall.

@miss-lily-evans-potter , @bellatrix-carina-black , @fartybartyjunior , @cissa-swans , @marylicious , @gorgeous-golden-gilderoy , @hestia-farida-jones , @acelovesremuslupin , @sunshine-and-rosiers , @little-star-regulus , @w-o-r-m-t-a-i-l , @prongspotter-s , @xenophilius-the-strange , @bitterandbruisedsev , @blacksheepoftheblackfamily

[sternsalcove]

You....need to go read some fanfic. There's something seriously wrong with you girlie. ಠ⁠﹏⁠ಠ

Dear Reader or whatever,

Listen up. Stern isn't going to be around for a while so you're stuck with me, Em. And boy do I have news for you?

So you know that obnoxiously perfect little pair, Evans and Snape? Of course, you do. Stern practically salivates over them. They're probably gonna break up.

I've always said it, they don't work well together. I mean, Snape is a workaholic with practically no romantic bone in their body, and Evans is just too sweet of a gal. Too forgiving — who in their right mind doesn't break up with someone after they failed to show up to your loved one's funeral?

Snape has to be guilt-tripping her or something, this is capital NUTS. Break or not, I am so waiting for a crack in the porcelain or downfall.

@miss-lily-evans-potter , @bellatrix-carina-black , @fartybartyjunior , @cissa-swans , @marylicious , @gorgeous-golden-gilderoy , @hestia-farida-jones , @acelovesremuslupin , @sunshine-and-rosiers , @little-star-regulus , @w-o-r-m-t-a-i-l , @prongspotter-s , @xenophilius-the-strange , @bitterandbruisedsev , @blacksheepoftheblackfamily

[sternsalcove]

Oooh, he's careful he says! That suddenly clears up everything else like magic, huh? Tch, well...I have the right to express myself.

And so do you...so if whoring around and wasting money on forgetting your name is your preferred way of living then I won't attack you, you're right. That was so awfully rude of me. Love your life and your man booobooo, but never. And I mean, don't ever. Try to mess up my posts with your fakeness again. Conversation overrr, now go away before I block you.

Dear Reader or whatever,

Listen up. Stern isn't going to be around for a while so you're stuck with me, Em. And boy do I have news for you?

So you know that obnoxiously perfect little pair, Evans and Snape? Of course, you do. Stern practically salivates over them. They're probably gonna break up.

I've always said it, they don't work well together. I mean, Snape is a workaholic with practically no romantic bone in their body, and Evans is just too sweet of a gal. Too forgiving — who in their right mind doesn't break up with someone after they failed to show up to your loved one's funeral?

Snape has to be guilt-tripping her or something, this is capital NUTS. Break or not, I am so waiting for a crack in the porcelain or downfall.

@miss-lily-evans-potter , @bellatrix-carina-black , @fartybartyjunior , @cissa-swans , @marylicious , @gorgeous-golden-gilderoy , @hestia-farida-jones , @acelovesremuslupin , @sunshine-and-rosiers , @little-star-regulus , @w-o-r-m-t-a-i-l , @prongspotter-s , @xenophilius-the-strange , @bitterandbruisedsev , @blacksheepoftheblackfamily

[sternsalcove]

ooc:

(SOBBING, THAT'S WHAT STOOD OUT TO YOU?)

Dear Reader or whatever,

Listen up. Stern isn't going to be around for a while so you're stuck with me, Em. And boy do I have news for you?

So you know that obnoxiously perfect little pair, Evans and Snape? Of course, you do. Stern practically salivates over them. They're probably gonna break up.

I've always said it, they don't work well together. I mean, Snape is a workaholic with practically no romantic bone in their body, and Evans is just too sweet of a gal. Too forgiving — who in their right mind doesn't break up with someone after they failed to show up to your loved one's funeral?

Snape has to be guilt-tripping her or something, this is capital NUTS. Break or not, I am so waiting for a crack in the porcelain or downfall.

@miss-lily-evans-potter , @bellatrix-carina-black , @fartybartyjunior , @cissa-swans , @marylicious , @gorgeous-golden-gilderoy , @hestia-farida-jones , @acelovesremuslupin , @sunshine-and-rosiers , @little-star-regulus , @w-o-r-m-t-a-i-l , @prongspotter-s , @xenophilius-the-strange , @bitterandbruisedsev , @blacksheepoftheblackfamily