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Vision of St. Bernard, Germany, 14th century

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I'm a sucker for a fucked up relationships. It's about that unhinged obsession. Limitless devotion. Love to the point of destruction.

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BEFORE WRITING: Oh, this fic idea is so cute, and it won't take any time at all! WHILE WRITING: Oh...oh, no...I Underestimated this. Again.

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pack mom stiles!

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Stiles, walking into his house: Hello, people who do not live here.

Derek: Hey.

Boyd: Hi.

Erica: Hello.

Issac: Hey!

Stiles: I gave you the key to my place for emergencies only!

Peter: We were out of Doritos.

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one thing about me is i can excuse basically any crime if you serve enough cunt. murder, piracy, arson, cannibalism, theft, all of that is ok for me if you’re real sexy about it. i have a purely vibes-based morality system

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i love you sympathetic monsters i love you terrifying creatures who can be soft i love you monstrosities who survive to tell the story i love you narratives who refuse to kill the horrific i love you characters who are kind to the horrors i love you

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i hope thinking about me makes you insane (flirting)

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meet cute: it's raining and I see your battered bleeding body lying in the mud and I kick it slightly to see if you're dead

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Can anybody tell me where the hell Jackson is, and why he missed morning practice?

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what if i 😳 what if i tore the world asunder for one person 👉👈 what if i caused incalculable suffering across the universe 🤭 for one life

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not writing, not not writing, but a secret third thing

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blood on women is sexy if it’s someone else’s. blood on men is sexy if it’s theirs. hope this helps.

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Me: I’m going to write some ANGST

Me, getting to the angsty part: Oh…I am so small…my heart is made of marshmallows. What if I let them be happy forever instead??

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What to do when you don’t like a fic: a step by step guide

Step 1: