steve-stevecobs

[steve-stevecobs]

MeChigan.

Michigan

MeChigan.

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Can I kiss the watch.

You want to kiss the watch?

Look, I’m all for creativity, but the MeWatch? How desperate are you?

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Then I'll steal your elbows. CMERE

-🦭anon

WHAT?? NO! SHOO!!

[steve-stevecobs]

I hope people stop being freaky 🙏

You're just a simple corn man..

Exactly! I’m just a cob! I can’t handle all of this!

Keep your thoughts to yourselves, please!

[steve-stevecobs]

Mr. Cobs can you stop trying to haunt my fricking dreams and trying to change my coding- Your making me avoid my silly Billy gf.

Who even are you?? I don’t have the time or the energy to go out haunting people.

[steve-stevecobs]

UUFUFHFFJVAGOVWOHVWOUUVW MARRY ME PLEASE DGYVEOYXHEGJWDBJQDUGWDUDWGQJFBWJDGQLDJV

???

I didn’t get a single word from that. Are you okay?

[steve-stevecobs]

I miss my husband.

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I'm gonna steal your knees and sell them on eBay. Nothing u can do about it. Can't restrain something that can choose weather or not to be corporial, Cornbitch!

-🦭anon

I don’t have knees anymore. I’m a ghost. I have those tail-things.

[steve-stevecobs]

grandma cobs do you like homestuck? that comic about those 4 kids who play this game and ends the world.

Oh, I used to read that! When I was still young, of course. But I gave up pretty quickly.

Though my parents told me it was “woke” so I wasn’t allowed to.

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No, I am quite literally in Hell^2.

cobs there's two of you @askcobs

The more the merrier!

I’m sure there are plenty of Cobs to go around, you just can’t get enough of us!

[steve-stevecobs]

My friend thinks ur hot

I mean, can you blame them?

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Do. 6ou know how the eggs taste. I've eaten one and now I think they're an addictive substance I need to eat more

By “The eggs” do you mean the Phenomse? If you do, DO NOT EAT THEM! I need them for my MeProducts and they cannot be wasted!

If you have any left, give them to me! Somehow! I’ll do anything!

[steve-stevecobs]

I hope you explode, oh wait

Oh, shut up! My death was not funny!

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meep :3

No, it’s “Meeple.” Meeple Incorporated.

Also, what does “:3” mean? I’ve been sent it so many times and I don’t know what it’s supposed to mean!!

[steve-stevecobs]

*gets on one knee* will you marry me 🙏

-🧺 basket anon

I am married to my work!

[steve-stevecobs]

Uijt fodsjqufe dpef xjmm cf vtfe mftt pgufo cz SFEBDUFE VTFS. Dbftbs Cbdpo Tboexjdi Dpef.

Are you just mashing your keyboard or is this another one of your silly ciphers?

I tried atbash, I tried caesar cipher, what is it??

And what’s stopping you from just typing normally??

[steve-stevecobs]

.-.. .- -...

A lab? Taco! I need more information if I’m gonna try to help you!

Where is the lab? Whose lab? Are you being held captive?

How are you even sending these??