steve-stevecobs

[steve-stevecobs]

it is pride month, cobs.

you know what that means

Do you want me to make gay MeProducts? What?

[steve-stevecobs]

eating one of the 'eggs' as we speak. they are delicious and I will be eating more. I am starved. I will eat all of them if I can. -anonymous meeple product

No! I need those!

Do not eat the eggs! Ever! They aren’t safe for consumption and - more importantly - I want them!

[steve-stevecobs]

die

Way ahead of you on that one!

[steve-stevecobs]

Hey Mr. Cobs, so, i've got some news. Your husband's fucking dead.

So am I. Incredible.

[steve-stevecobs]

How u like my new earrings steve ? :3

How did you expect me to react to this?? I don’t like them!

I’m the rich, don’t eat me!

[steve-stevecobs]

Please stop sending me slurs.

[steve-stevecobs]

I RUN TH’ COMPANY IN YER ABSENCE, MATEY!! YARGHH, THREE MEPHONES DIED AND THE METAGS ARE CORNERING ME, AM I DOING GOOD??

-@tim-hook

WHAT?? SOMEBODY PLEASE FIRE THIS GUY!!

[steve-stevecobs]

My classmates heard about you and started singing the Lava Chicken song. How do you feel about that?

What is “Lava Chicken??” This is the fifth MeAsk I’ve received about it and it sounds vile.

[steve-stevecobs]

hey so my mephone spontaneously combusted. whats with that?

can i get a refund since i have all the parts here

You must’ve made it angry or something. Be a good parent and make them feel better!

[steve-stevecobs]

I simply must know... Can you do the voice???

I simply must know... Can you do the voice???

What “voice??” There’s a lot of voices out there, get specific!

[steve-stevecobs]

Did the Minceraft movie "I am Steve" come from the you saying "I am Steve. Steven Zea Mays Everta" Corn

I don’t think I said that. Did I? No, that doesn’t sound like my name.

[steve-stevecobs]

What if I throw my fuckass partners at you huh? What about that?

- @thisguylikestoexplodewoaggg

What if, say, I sent out MePhoneX, huh? How would that suit you?

[steve-stevecobs]

Who’s your favourite horse race tests character?

My favourite what?

[steve-stevecobs]

What did you plan on doing with the ‘egg’ when you thought you had it before you died? Sorry if my wording isn’t great, I got brain-damage after the fall.

What “fall??”

Anyway. I did have the egg, a long, long while ago - and I planted it in MePhone4. Honestly, I thought that would be obvious by now! No other MePhone can just… create life like he can!

But, you know, if someone could get me another egg, maybe the newer MeProducts could also have MeLife! Wink, wink; nudge, nudge.

[steve-stevecobs]

hey cobsy wobsy it’s me, your conscience. I’ve been on break the last few decades and I’m here to make up for lost time. you haven’t done anything bad without me have you?

Hey, you’re never gonna believe this!

[steve-stevecobs]

Can I date your Meployee

please

pretty please

with shitty sprinkles on top

- cool anon

??I don’t think I had any “Me-Ployees” at MeCloud.

Unless that “Tom Hook” went ahead and hired some…? What has that hook done with my company since I left?

[steve-stevecobs]

MeChigan.

Michigan

MeChigan.