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Aziraphale: Hey do you think I could fit fifteen marshmallows into my mouth?
Gabriel: You’re a hazard to society.
Crowley: And a coward. Do twenty.
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Reblog if your current otp is an angel and a demon who lost the anticrist and have to save the entire world from ending
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anyone else ever daydream for 6 hours straight and then after ur just like nah let’s scrap that and do it all again but slightly to the left
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mailman: *tries to put mail in my doors mail slot*
me: *shoves my sword through and goes for the knees*
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tv creators: we live in fear of the Execs, who can cancel our show if it doesn’t make bank, so we need to maximize the general likability and minimize the suffering or-
podcast creators coming in wearing heelies: sup we get $10 a month and nothing left to lose lets make these fucking internet gremlins feel pain
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I literally can’t stop thinking about how The Bright Sessions took the high school football jock and made him an empath, so he’s not only attentive to and in touch with his own emotions but also with the emotions of all the people around him,
and then (particularly with Adam’s “The guy who kisses me the way that you do, who holds me the way that you do, the guy who makes me laugh the way you make me laugh”) they gave him what is easily the most tender and genuine m/m relationships I’ve ever seen in media.
Caleb Michaels is approximately twenty Really Good Character Decisions rolled into a seventeen year old boy who drinks herbal tea out of a flask.
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@ginger-ale-official sent this to the apartment group chat then didn't respond for 8 hours.

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