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man, is anybody privately talking shit about that one steddie who wants to fuck autocomplete, with the absolute word salad about "trying to start a revolution" and the complete non-understanding about what the current so-called "artificial intelligence" actually is? bc i would like to get in on that.

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Steve Harrington would NEVER say "and all that rot" BECAUSE HE IS AN AMERICAN

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This fic just had Hopper refer to "Henderson's whinging" which he would not fucking say BECAUSE HE IS AMERICAN

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goddammit every time i accidentally reblog something to this instead of my main it just reinforces that i'm not a haterade side blog person. i should be hating on main!!!!

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tbqh i never want to see the stoplight system in a fanfiction ever again.

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I’ve committed to having a haterade sideblog when I should’ve just accepted that my personality is haterade on main. Oh well. *shrug emoji*

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Oh my fucking GOD Steve Harrington would not say “gerroff” BECAUSE HE IS NOT FUCKING BRITISH

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Please, please little baby steddie authors, stop using the phrase “bad trip” in reference to weed. You sound so stupid. 💖

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STEVE HARRINGTON HAS NEVER SAID "WHILST" IN HIS ENTIRE FUCKING AMERICAN LIFE YOU ASSHOLES

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Somebody just posted a fic that sounded promising, I’m ready, I click through.

In the VERY FIRST SENTENCE, they call Eddie’s trailer a caravan.

Nope, I’m out.

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if you have any character in your fic "pop their p" on "yep" or "nope" you have guaranteed that I will leave neither kudos nor a comment.

it is at least every third fic i read. and i read A LOT of fic. stop it. it's not cute or unique and it does nothing but make your writing seem cliched, if not outright bad.

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Nobody in Hawkins, Indiana has ever called their mother “mum” ESPECIALLY not Steve Harrington.

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In one fic, this author has managed to make Steve Harrington call him "Jonathan bloody Byers" and to have him refer to sex as "shagging."

Presumably you have WATCHED the show? You have of course picked up on the fact that it is set IN AMERICA where teenagers in Indiana in the 1980s WOULD NOT have used the word "shagging" basically like ever?

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I was forced to read with MINE OWN EYES a fic author make Indiana resident Steve Harrington say that Max's mom "ran off with some bloke."

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Younger writers. Please, just know that you could not skip to different songs on a cassette tape, that’s CDs. With tapes pressed fast forward or rewind and prayed.

Also, VHS tapes did not have menu screens. Your only options were play, fast forward, rewind, pause, stop, or eject.

Y’all are making me feel like the crypt keeper here, I’m begging you 😭

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in the fucking SUMMARY of this fic, the author had indiana usa preteen mike wheeler call it "the high street"

NO.

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Just read a fic where the author seemed to be saying that Eddie was rewinding a VHS tape...by...hand?? Just like, holding it and rewinding it?

SORRY SMALL CHILDREN THAT IS NOT HOW THAT WORKS