stevenlimkingofthebirds

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such a raw-ass pose. do you think they were asked to pose like this or they just did that

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YES I’ve been chased and hissed at by a Canada goose but it doesn’t make me hate them guess I’m just built different

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oh dear

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LIES BRENNAN! YOU SIT ON A THRONE OF LIES! It is not Brennan, but I WHO AM THE TRUE KING OF THE BIRDS! The bird-inator is a spectacular device from my home planet, which I personally engineered to help MY cause. The bird takeover is only possible because of the efforts of STEVENUS LIM!

Hey there! Just a quick update about the bird army I've been amassing over the past year or so. The flock has stayed strong through the winter, and will soon be descending upon the city of Chicago in an attempt to begin our plan for world domination. In addition to the bird volunteers who have been recruited, we also have a bird-inator ray now, and anyone who chooses to abandon all responsibilities and ties to their former life is welcome to join the army by being turned into a bird!

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this is why I'M the king of the birds

“It appears to be some sort of large bird” Shane, my good sir, my darling, that is a pigeon

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*zaps you*

HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT ABOUT HOW BIRDS CAN LITERALLY FLY LIKE HOLY FUCKING SHIT THAT'S SO COOL???? LIKE THEY CAN JUST ZOOM AND ZIP WHEREVER THEY WANT GRAVITY BE DAMNED AND THEY'RE ALSO REALLY REALLY FAST???!? COME ON GUYS I CAN'T BE THE ONLY ONE WHO THINKS THAT'S REALLY FUCKING COOL DON'T BE DESENSITIZED TO HOW FUCKING COOL BIRDS ARE

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i did say that

HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT ABOUT HOW BIRDS CAN LITERALLY FLY LIKE HOLY FUCKING SHIT THAT'S SO COOL???? LIKE THEY CAN JUST ZOOM AND ZIP WHEREVER THEY WANT GRAVITY BE DAMNED AND THEY'RE ALSO REALLY REALLY FAST???!? COME ON GUYS I CAN'T BE THE ONLY ONE WHO THINKS THAT'S REALLY FUCKING COOL DON'T BE DESENSITIZED TO HOW FUCKING COOL BIRDS ARE

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i did do that

guess im getting my bedtime story from tumblr since ao3 is down

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@melisscan

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