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when i first heard about the male loneliness epidemic i was like oh yeah close camaraderie and bonding between men is often discouraged in favor of competition or, if not discouraged, at least filtered through a lens of individualism that precludes deep connections. and then i learned what people meant by it (men arent getting laid) to which i say skill issue

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lately ive been bedridden with a terrible case of i dont wanna

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having anti punitive justice morals sucks because you want to say "man that guy sucks he should get hit with hammers until he dies" but you also want to make it clear you don't think anyone should be put in charge of the 'hit people with hammers until they die" machine.

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Hey, come on. I love Papa. Don't overthink it, alright?

CHARLIE & BABE PIT BABE 2 EP. 3

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How do I communicate to this bird outside our window that its song is repetitive, derivative, and frankly kind of ass. You can't get bitches by just repeating the same five notes over and over, buddy.

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Having haters doesn't make you special. Everyone's got haters. You forget to use your blinker in traffic just once, and the driver behind you is like "fuck that driver, I bet they never use the fucking blinkers ever, fucking dipshit", that's a hater. You're halfway to being born and your older sibling realises they're going to have to share all their shit, that's a hater. And if you don't have haters before you were born, you'll be in the hospital crying your first breath and someone else hears you in the hallway and thinks "oh fuck there's a fucking baby somewhere here." One minute old, did one thing, and already got one hater.

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still can't believe that we actually have all 30 eps of jitd now like im rewatching and just finished ep 8 again and the fact that it doesn't end here anymore is making me have too many emotions like !!!! there's more!! I can just go to the next ep!! I somehow doubt this feeling will leave any time soon

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and i don't necessarily believe any of this i'm just saying words recreationally

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*scrolling tumblr* hmmm. i agree with the sentiment of this post, but the phrasing feels off to me. it doesn’t really have that Reblog factor, you know? *scrolls* oh good, a post that just says “i jerk off till my penis scrweam” . i better reblog this

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It drives me crazy when I see people acting like Tilda Minyard intentionally and deliberately chose Aaron over Andrew as if she didn't just grab whatever baby was closest to her to dump in the safe haven baby box.

Aaron wasn't wanted. Tilda didn't choose him because she 'loved him more', she didn't choose him at all. She wasn't standing over the twins as infants agonising over which one to keep, she probably couldn't even tell them apart or even care enough to try.

She chose to keep a baby, a baby she knew she didn't want, and Aaron just ended up being that baby. She chose not to keep twins, and Andrew ended up being the baby that made that a reality.

But she didn't choose Aaron. She just ended up with him.

She didn't even want him.

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The first rule of cable management is "out of sight, out of mind"

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gender essentialism is soooo funny bc it's like "this is what women are like" and you're like "I've met women and many of them, if not the majority, have not been like that" and it's like "well women SHOULD be like that" and you're like "why should women be like that" and its like "because that's what women are like"

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Bro… 11 THOUSAND YEARS???

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anyway. onto better things

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the doctor getting to meet a future incarnation of themself in the tardis: im so happy for you and your ugly fucking console room im serious