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*looks up at night sky* i love amyplier……….

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I hate the way you talk to me, and the way you cut your hair. I hate the way you drive my car. I hate it when you stare. I hate your big dumb combat boots, and the way you read my mind. I hate you so much it makes me sick; it even makes me rhyme. I hate it, I hate the way you’re always right. I hate it when you lie. I hate it when you make me laugh, even worse when you make me cry. I hate it when you’re not around, and the fact that you didn’t call. But mostly I hate the way I don’t hate you. Not even close, not even a little bit, not even at all.

10 Things I Hate About You (1999), dir. Gil Junger

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Do you remember this?

NOW THE SQUEAL IN MARKIPLIER VERSION 

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it’s time to #SeizeTheAwkward and talk with friends about mental health.

learn more at SeizeTheAwkward.org

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Why do we even need to ask for help? She is totally innocent. What we really need to ask for is to make police accountable for their actions.

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Stranger Things + Text Messages (9/?)

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having anxiety and depression at the same time

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@quidditchleaguenet december event: favorite friendships - ravenclaw team - the golden trio

“but the mere fact that they were still there on either side of him, speaking bracing words of comfort, not shrinking from him as though he were contaminated or dangerous, was worth more than he could ever tell them.”

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Вставай, скоро молоко раздавать будут!…

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Can you believe that “Treat yo self” from Parks + Rec became so iconic that people now use it as an excuse to plunge themselves into debt

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give them a break

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Hello lovelies! After a lot of back and forth with myself your friendly neighborhood tigress here decided to offer my creative services at some (hopefully!) reasonable prices!

Here is a list of what I offer:

Icons — $.50 to $10+ {ex: 🐾  🐾  🐾  🐾 } Banners — $3+ {ex: 🐾  🐾  🐾  🐾 } Theme Graphics — $3+ {ex: 🐾  🐾  🐾  🐾 } Roleplay Necessities (Single//Bundles) — $3 to $10+ {ex: 🐾  🐾  🐾  🐾 } Desktop Wallpapers — $5 {ex: 🐾  🐾  🐾  🐾 } Phone Wallpapers — $4 {ex: 🐾  🐾  🐾  🐾 }

All these prices are subject to change depending on complexity/time required and tips are greatly appreciated but not required! All payments will be processed through CashApp or Paypal. 

The official pages for my rules, services, prices, etc. are located below!

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I’m really hoping this’ll help me tie up some financial loose ends in my life and keep my family on the track for success~ If you have ANY questions please feel free to send me an ask and I’ll get back to you as soon as I can!

If you can’t support monetarily that’s okay! If you wouldn’t mind just reblogging I’d very much appreciate the exposure to help spread the word to those who’d like to commission something from me!

Thank you all for even considering my services and I hope to provide you all with some really cool stuff~! 

❤️  ~Tigress 🐅

P.S: Some of the above are examples from one of my inactive side blogs hack-the-rift and stuff I’ve previously posted on my main blog so do not be alarmed if you’ve seen some of these elsewhere~ Also! Please do not take/use the examples listed above without my explicit permission! Thank you!

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Here’s a chill markiplier to calm down your feed.

Reblog for him to calm down your followers feeds as well.

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CANON ANSWERS ABOUT WKM (complete!)

I took notes watching the stream! Let me know if there’s anything integral that I missed– and you can bet SERIOUS MONEY that I’ll be piecing together more theories in the next few days!

CHAPTER ONE

CONFIRMED: WARFSTACHE PREQUEL.

“Bonjour” was an homage to ADWM.

Each character Mark plays has different quotes about “Life” (i.e. Life is for the living, life is ours to choose, life needs a bit of madness).

THE DRUNK SEQUENCE PREDICTS EVERYTHING!!

The Damien keg stand meant to signify that he’d be stuck in “the upside-down”, and when he tried to wake us up, that told us he was the only one who really wanted to help us!

ASSHOLE MARK NEVER DRINKS.

The Mayor turning gray means ABSOLUTELY NOTHING.

Mark tried to make it obvious we would die, yet we were all still surprised (lmao).

CONFIRMED: In Mark’s own words, Damien is the only one with a “human” reaction to the death.

The Colonel was based on the hunter from Jumanji!

The Chef is scary, but inherently harmless.

Little Buddy’s “kill” mode is insignificant to the story and WAS an homage to FNaF.

CONFIRMED: COLONEL, MARK, AND DAMIEN WERE FRIENDS SINCE CHILDHOOD BUT HAD A FALLING-OUT.

And the dick on the body tape was 100% Ethan’s idea!! LMAO

CHAPTER TWO

CONFIRMED: The Colonel DOES “pop in and out of existence”, but he is NOT the only one to do so– just the most obvious.

Mark tried to make it “painfully apparent” that the Colonel was the one who did it.

Detective and Asshole Mark were friends at the same time he, Damien, and Colonel were friends– but the two did NOT know the Detective.

The long winding hall sequence with Detective was intentional– so we could get oriented with the house…

… because the house “does not follow the laws of physics”.

When following the Colonel out of the bedroom on the second floor, we warp with him to the first floor patio (with the pool).

The crib in the room was not a planned detail in the story.

CONFIRMED: The Colonel and Celine ran off together, and that’s what made Asshole Mark hate him.

CONFIRMED: IN THE WHOLE STORY, THERE IS NO HOST INVOLVEMENT WHATSOEVER.

CONFIRMED: The Colonel and Asshole Mark grew up together in that house, which is why the Colonel knows it so well and refers to it as “his own”. Mark even considered making those two characters be brothers!

CHAPTER THREE

“Hence the guns” is one of Mark’s favorite scenes in the series.

The cane is a sign of Damien’s high-class status as Mayor.

CONFIRMED: Celine and Asshole Mark were married.

Quote from Mark himself: “[Celine] wants what she wants, and she won’t let anyone get in her way”

Another quote: “She also has a temper… like someone else we know”

Mark’s original inclination was to make Damien and Celine be siblings, hence Celine’s adamant refusal of Damien’s help. (I caught onto this notion, but it didn’t really resonate with anyone else I talked to about it.)

Mark said that Celine wanted to use the viewer in the ritual because she saw them as expendable, since she didn’t know them personally.

There are no lightning strikes when George says “murder” because he hasn’t been inside the house for many years.

CONFIRMED: The house is cursed. (Make of that what you will.)

CONFIRMED: In the final door shot of Celine, she is possessed– because she messed with power beyond her control, and Damien was in the room with her at the time.

CHAPTER FOUR

The Colonel looks out for Celine and Damien– but NOT Asshole Mark.

The odd glowy room-walking sequence was supposedly a small view into another world– “the upside-down”, it was dubbed (but there’s debate about whether that region specifically was “the upside-down”)

There is debate as to whether this is how the Colonel “pops in and out of existence”.

We don’t see the Detective’s investigation room until that chapter because the house hid it from us.

In that room, there are post-its reading “DON’T TRUST THE SEER” (which I caught, but it was a very minor thing I had to watch multiple times to see)

The Colonel owed Asshole Mark A LOT of money.

As we fall, William says, “It was an accident, I swear!”

The original idea for the final gun scene was that Damien would walk in and be the one the Colonel shot, NOT us.

CONFIRMED: Asshole Mark had killed himself many times before, but returned to his body from “the upside-down”. That’s why he was stabbed 37 times, poisoned, beaten, strangled, drowned, AND shot– none of those happened on the same day. Asshole Mark tried his hand at the dark arts to achieve this.

CONFIRMED: The black eyes we see when Asshole Mark’s body speaks to us after we die is NOT his own spirit– it’s the spirit of someone else trapped there.

CONFIRMED: Damien had every intention of helping us! He did! Mark confirmed it– he wasn’t manipulating us at all, he just wanted the best for us!

CONFIRMED (!!!): William/the Colonel spent ten hours watching our body overnight and cradled Damien’s cane the whole time. (THE FEELS ARE REAL, GUYS! THEY’RE CANON!!)

CONFIRMED: The reason Wilford Warfstache’s suspenders are pink is because they used to be red, but they faded over many, many years.

Mark didn’t realize how tragic the ending really was until he was editing it. In his own words, it’s “terrifyingly sad”.

And, finally, the one we’ve all been waiting for…

CONFIRMED: DAMIEN PUSHED US OUT OF THE BODY. But he wasn’t manipulating us for that… he did it because he cared for us and didn’t think we deserved the true hell of what resurrection really meant. He did it because he thought it was the right thing to do.

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Welcome Foolish Mortals

Inspired by @scribbly-of-the-scribbles‘s WKM trailer, and Scribby herself. She thought it’d be cool to cast the characters as the stretching portraits from The Haunted Mansion in Disney World.