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Like a half hour after taking pain relief meds: oh actually it doesnt hurt anymore i probably didnt even need to take those

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weird as fuck living in a culture where it's considered more impolite to speak up and defend yourself against someone treating you unfairly than it is for someone to be rude to you in the first place

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my chicken &yup i vaporized him

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animal named squarsh

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first person to eat a sausage an onion and a pepper together must have cummed themselves straight to death

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what they dont tell you about those little hand baskets in the grocery store is if you put enough things in them they get heavy

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Wtf is that thing

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it's gonna be ok except for all of the things that won't be ok which is most of them

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why tf was this thing so tantalizing like am i the only one who wanted to eat it

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who up dinking they oiter

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evil One Direction: bitch you fuck up my world like nobody else

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i really wish five hours of sleep was sufficient because going to bed at 2 and waking up at 7 would be heaven but the body keeps score