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can u imagine if other pieces of media were as scared of calling their monsters what they are as zombie media is about calling zombies zombies

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The magic of Mr. Miyagi.

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imagine thinking you can just call people a slur

Kiddo…. Dick Van Dyke….. is his name

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happy pride month to the fuck tree I guess

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The Man banned Pot of Greed to keep you down. Best you can work with is a Pot of Avarice to remind you that if you dig through trash you might find something worth recycling.

"you gotta play with the cards you're dealt" WRONG. i play pot of greed which lets me draw two additional cards from my deck

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So-called "free thinkers" when their friend has to pee

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I woke up an hour earlier than normal and my whole day is now ruined

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went to an elementaryschool musical production and they started the show with the director saying: "Now there's some very small viewers here today, so just so you know. There will be a scary character later in the show. This is her," and a girl in a kinda scary ghost outfit did a creepy walk across the stage, the stood up straight and did a cheery wave, "but remember, it's just Nina. She's pretending to be scary."

Aaaand i would very much like for horror movies to have that as a little bonus feature you can chose. Let me start a movie with Guillermo del Toro showing me a scary ghost that might jump at me, but don't worry, thats just Doug!

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It's impressive how Neil Gaiman vanished from the internet. Wish Rowling would do the same.

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“Must have reliable transportation” = “this is how we legally discriminate against poor people who take the bus”

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its all 'be gay do crime' until a black person starts making allusions to drugs or sex or god forbid VIOLENCE and then it turns out nobody can handle anything more hardcore than downloading illegal torrents of hamilton

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This is so fucking funny

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