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R.I.P Dark Crystal fandom. I think you died before Season 2 was even cancelled...
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I love you so much I hope we get reborn as housecats who sleep together like puzzle pieces
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it's like the old saying goes, The customer is always wrong and it's legal to kill them
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cut my bangs myself for the first time and they actually came out good!! I feel invincible uvu
#used to shave my own side buzz but grew that out 3 years ago and still miss it :(#but i got some thinning shears and read a ton of “heres how i messed up dont do this” posts#and i think i got it right :)#got a handful of stray ones and twos that are still in my eyes ill need to fix when im home#but i can see again without hair in my eyes uwu
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I'm a simple bitch. i believe the purpose of government should be to improve the lives of its citizens and protect its most vulnerable members. unfortunately i live in a day and age where this gets me labeled an enemy of the state
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yeah welp time to blacklist the terms ww3 and trump no doomposting or doomscrolling for me. I will get my news from not social media
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4 for 4 I actually got everything on my to-do list done today!
today's todo
- clean up everything
- finish base coating my sisters
- post some of my ff/mtg cards I like
- get 5 min of sunlight
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In 2025 Papa John is publicly executed by the peoples revolutionary guard but instead of a guillotine they use a giant pizza cutter
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